1 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:46,460 For organizing this special program every year, 2 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:49,830 we would like to welcome the Shaandaliya family from Ladiya, 3 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:53,620 with a huge round of applause. 4 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:58,910 And a special thanks to Zed Black Incense Sticks, 5 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:03,280 for having built this 50 ft. tall idol of Mother Goddess. 6 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,990 The windows of my car are down… 7 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:08,450 Never seen a Sikh tiger before. 8 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,030 Oh, please! 9 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,030 All Sikhs are tigers. 10 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:14,030 Nonsense! 11 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,080 And with a huge round of applause, please welcome… 12 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:20,240 a true devotee of Mother Goddess, 13 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,620 and an amazing performer. 14 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:26,200 My very own… My personal son. 15 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:29,210 Mr. Karam Kumar from Mathura. 16 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,750 Please give him a big round of applause. 17 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,450 When you hear the rhythm Start to move 18 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:00,530 Get on your feet and dance 19 00:02:01,450 --> 00:02:03,700 Raise your arms and swing them 20 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:06,530 Get on your feet and dance 21 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,030 Raise your arms and swing them 22 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,830 Get all your wishes fulfilled today 23 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:11,780 Just remember one thing 24 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:15,240 Heart's full of mischief But the body is restless 25 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:18,240 Blessed by Her benevolence Your time is now 26 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,160 Even the moonlight's on you 27 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,780 Dance like Michael 28 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:25,200 Tonight the streets Are our dance floor 29 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:26,380 Dance! 30 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,620 Come on, dance! 31 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,500 Dance! 32 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:38,990 Just dance, dance, dance! 33 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:51,780 Let's go! 34 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:58,620 Glory to Mother Goddess! 35 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:05,450 Glory to Mother Goddess! 36 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:10,700 She's made all your wishes come true 37 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:14,370 Your actions were always rewarded 38 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:16,410 She's made all your wishes come true 39 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:18,120 Your actions were always rewarded 40 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,950 She will bless you with more My advice is, keep sharing 41 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:28,280 Raise your hands, sway that waist Do a few local steps 42 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:30,030 You've been blessed once more 43 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,580 Be like Govinda 44 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:35,030 Tonight the streets are our dance floor 45 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,280 Dance! 46 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:39,660 Come on, dance! 47 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,450 Dance! 48 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:48,830 Just dance, dance, dance! 49 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:50,880 Hail Mother Goddess! 50 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:52,580 Hail Mother Goddess! 51 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,200 Hail Mother Goddess! 52 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:55,870 Hail Mother Goddess! 53 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:57,580 Hail Mother Goddess! 54 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,280 Hail Mother Goddess! 55 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,910 Hail Mother Goddess! 56 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:01,830 Let's go! 57 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:07,950 Glory to Mother Goddess! 58 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,210 Hail Mother Goddess! 59 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,380 Glory to Mother Goddess! 60 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:12,830 Glory to… 61 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:17,620 I came especially on your request for this program, 62 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:18,530 yet you showed up late. 63 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,370 You missed my entry. 64 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:23,170 Listen… 65 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:26,250 I love you. 66 00:04:27,910 --> 00:04:29,030 I love you, too. 67 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,370 I have four children, 68 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,450 but I am still searching for true love. 69 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,840 What are you doing, auntie? 70 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,870 It didn't take me a minute to understand your hints. 71 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:40,450 Mother Goddess has answered my prayers. 72 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,370 -Let's run away. -Please, I wasn't hinting at you. 73 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,370 Then who? 74 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:45,830 My girlfriend. 75 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:48,880 You cheat! 76 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,130 Excuse me, dear. 77 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:53,280 What was all that about? 78 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:54,740 I don't know. 79 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:55,990 Who was she? 80 00:04:57,450 --> 00:04:58,740 I signaled you but she showed up instead. 81 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,380 Whatever! Listen. 82 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,990 -It's been over a year since we met. -I know. 83 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:06,160 Will you talk to my father about our marriage or not? 84 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,490 Sure, I will. 85 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,160 It's not like he's dying. 86 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,580 -What? -I mean he isn't going anywhere. 87 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:11,910 Come here. 88 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:13,410 Someone might see us. 89 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,660 -Come on. -What are you doing, Karam? 90 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:21,530 How did the program suddenly stop? 91 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,620 Radhe… 92 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,950 Without you, Krishna's love is incomplete 93 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,790 Radhe… 94 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:41,160 Hello. 95 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:42,530 Wait a second. 96 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:44,200 Are you still sleeping? 97 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:45,870 And I couldn't sleep all night. 98 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:47,450 Were you missing me that desperately? 99 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:48,840 On the contrary, my Dad was missing you. 100 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:50,790 I told Dad everything. 101 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:52,740 When we met, when we fell in love, et cetera. 102 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,910 What do you mean by et cetera? 103 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:56,330 Don't get on my nerves! 104 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,450 Dad will be arriving at your place soon… 105 00:05:58,830 --> 00:05:59,910 to talk about marriage. 106 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:00,990 To talk about marriage? 107 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,580 To talk about marriage? 108 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:04,280 Yes. That's what he said. 109 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:05,370 I don't know all the details. 110 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:07,200 Now get up and get some snacks. 111 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:10,540 Isn't he one of those strict orthodox fathers? 112 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:12,080 Shut up. And listen. 113 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:14,660 Make sure you serve him dry fruits and fruits. 114 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,080 Please don't serve him peanuts. 115 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,280 And yes, make sure the cups you serve tea in are the same. 116 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:19,330 Not different ones. 117 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,950 The peanuts look stale. 118 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:28,160 I guess the place hasn't been maintained for a long time. 119 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:31,160 The manor seems pretty old. 120 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,450 Yes, yes. 121 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:35,030 This place belongs to my ancestors. 122 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:39,290 My son Karam told me several times, 123 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:42,450 that we should move to a bigger place. 124 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,590 But I said no. 125 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,410 -Why? -Because we don't have one. 126 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:46,710 Oh! 127 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,340 We'll make him pay today. 128 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,170 -He's always making excuses. -Jagjeet… 129 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,740 -Radhe-Radhe. -Radhe-Radhe. 130 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:56,660 My money… 131 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:58,160 -Later. Later. -When? 132 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,660 We are in no hurry. 133 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:01,530 We want money, we aren't here to give any. 134 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,080 You won't get a penny. 135 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,490 Pay your old dues first. 136 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:07,950 I don't want to embarrass you in front of our guests. Try to understand. 137 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,030 Come on, go out. 138 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,450 At Pari's behest, 139 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,200 I came to see your home. 140 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,490 You don't have a job, 141 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,580 nor do you own any property. 142 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,280 And your bank balance is non-existent. 143 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:27,160 How could you imagine… 144 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,700 that you can have daddy's little girl? 145 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:31,000 Does love mean nothing to you, uncle? 146 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:31,910 It doesn't. 147 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:34,030 Think before you speak. This is not a rapid fire. 148 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:34,950 I see. 149 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:36,530 I should think before I speak. 150 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:38,330 No! 151 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:41,240 Why are the cups different? 152 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,990 It's a cup exhibition, son. 153 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,910 -Listen, mister. -Get up. Get up. 154 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,370 -What is all this? Police? -Get up! Come on! 155 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:49,080 -What is going on here? Come on. -Dad, who… who are they? 156 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,950 -You can't barge in like this. -Having a feast, are you?! 157 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:52,410 NOTICE 158 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:57,790 The 40,00,000 rupees you borrowed from the bank, using this house as leverage, 159 00:07:57,870 --> 00:08:00,580 clear those dues first only then can you enter. 160 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:04,500 A scam of 40,00,000 rupees… 161 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:06,910 You see, mister, the thing is… 162 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:09,870 The money we borrowed using this house as leverage, 163 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:12,830 was used to help the needy during the pandemic. 164 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:13,740 Really? 165 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:14,870 What about the 1,00,000 rupees you borrowed from me? 166 00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:16,410 -Did you give that too? -Yes. 167 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:19,370 They even borrowed our tea cups. 168 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:20,700 Good God! 169 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:21,960 Have you spoken about dowry? 170 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:23,580 Don't mention dowry to me. 171 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,870 I will hand you over to the police. 172 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:28,700 They said that the money received in dowry will be used… 173 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,790 to pay off our loans. 174 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,740 Ask them. Isn't that what you said? 175 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,910 An alliance? With them? 176 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:36,790 With these homeless people! 177 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:39,280 Uncle, the pandemic hit us hard. 178 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,080 Before that, we didn't have monetary issues. 179 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,950 Look, those programs you do are a service to Mother Goddess. 180 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:44,880 I bow to that. 181 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,740 But is it a job? 182 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,120 You call this a job? 183 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,910 -Do you think it's easy? -Yes… 184 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,740 From Mohammed Rafi to Mohammed Aziz. 185 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:54,240 From Jagjit Singh to Arijit Singh. 186 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,030 No one dared to do these programs. 187 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,410 Even internationally, Justin Bieber, Shakira, and BTS 188 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:01,330 aren't talented enough to do these special programs. 189 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:03,780 It's easy to sing a few songs for a few million. 190 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:06,990 But singing all night, dancing with the neighborhood females, 191 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,700 with the entire band for only a handful amount isn't easy, Mr. Srivastav. 192 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:12,830 Not to mention our slippers get stolen. 193 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:17,240 Only a handful of us are blessed by Mother Goddess to do these programs. 194 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:22,240 Please… I don't want such a blessed son-in-law. 195 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:23,160 Let's go. 196 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,950 True love! What I have for your daughter is true love! 197 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,660 Look! A decent job, 198 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:32,620 twenty to thirty lakh rupees in the bank, 199 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,280 and a place of your own. 200 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:35,950 If you can achieve all this, 201 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,540 then prove yourself in six months. 202 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:38,990 Then we'll talk. Let's go. 203 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,240 Is this Roadies? You're giving me tasks? 204 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,910 I can't find a job in six months, Mr. Srivastav. 205 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:47,120 You can even find God if you look properly. 206 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,530 Then we'll find God instead. 207 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,870 Please, let it be. 208 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,740 Judging by your age, 209 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:54,910 God must be looking for you now. 210 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:55,830 Come on. 211 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:58,490 I knew from the stale peanuts that these people are… 212 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,330 -Get lost. -We're like a family, uncle. 213 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,280 -Karam. You guys! -What do you mean? 214 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:06,200 He's here. 215 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:08,700 What happened? Did someone seal your house again? 216 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:09,630 Not at all, son. 217 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,490 We were passing by 218 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:16,410 and thought of staying here for a couple of weeks. 219 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,330 So that you'll earn some goodwill and blessings. 220 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,080 -Radhe-Radhe. -A couple of weeks? 221 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,870 I understand. Come in. 222 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,240 Don't you dare bring them inside! 223 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,450 You don't know how lucky they are. 224 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,160 A new hotel has opened up in Agra. 225 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,990 And I've been appointed as the manager of their lounge and bar. 226 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,200 Then take them to that bar! 227 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,590 If they come inside, they will have to do it over my dead body. 228 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,490 I hope I have made myself clear! 229 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,120 -Dad, I… -I won't let them inside. 230 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,660 I won't listen. Not this time. 231 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,120 -I won't let them go in! -They already did. 232 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,000 Son, that's how terrifying your father is. 233 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:48,870 Please! They went inside. 234 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:52,670 Missed it. 235 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,410 I can't get hold of the queen. 236 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,120 Be it in real life or carrom. 237 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,120 Not to mention the 25,00,000 rupees I need. 238 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:01,080 Don't worry. I am here for you. See. 239 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,410 Like you're the son of some Sheikh. 240 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:04,950 Son of a Sheikh? 241 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,080 You never told me there are Sheikhs in Sikhs, as well. 242 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,620 It was a joke. 243 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,370 Oh… that was a joke. 244 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,780 You should mention that beforehand so that we'll know when to laugh. 245 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,240 Shut up. 246 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,200 Pari. What brings you here? 247 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,700 Dad said you need to have 25,00,000 rupees in your account. 248 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,780 Here you go! 249 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,280 Who smudged this painting? 250 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:35,080 It's called an abstract art. 251 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,530 Look. 252 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:40,410 These mangoes have little heads. 253 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,490 Are these Dasheri mangoes? 254 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,620 Don't eat them. 255 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,750 Baby, I did not know you could paint too. 256 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,080 Baby, you know this. 257 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,160 Other than writing, dancing, and singing, I love to paint. 258 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,410 Just as popular painters like M. F. Husain sir. 259 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:56,580 Each horse he paints sells for around 30,00,000 rupees. 260 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,580 So I painted four horses. 261 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,370 We can sell them for at least 15,00,000 lakh rupees. 262 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,410 Oh, really? 263 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:03,370 But you can buy a living-breathing horse for less than 7,00,000. 264 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:04,740 With sound effects and everything. 265 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,200 -Nonsense. -What is he saying? 266 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,580 Don't pay attention to him. 267 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,620 Baby, I appreciate your talent. 268 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:15,000 You don't have to sell your horses. 269 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,950 I will find a job. 270 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:21,160 Four hundred for a beer. 271 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:26,530 Is this beer made from grapes, oranges, or mahua? 272 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,530 -It's free. Gulp it down. -Right! 273 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:29,830 Cheers, guys. 274 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,210 Repeat it. 275 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,420 What is that? 276 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,530 They are throwing money. 277 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,160 This is nothing. 278 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:41,030 People throw away their gold chains, rings, scooters… everything. 279 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,200 They have no shortage of money, only of love. 280 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:45,880 Of fondness. 281 00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:48,120 Some don't have a wife, some don't have a girlfriend. 282 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,830 And some have both. 283 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,280 And some old men only come to watch. 284 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:57,030 See… no energy, but full of lust. 285 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:01,250 Money… 286 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,660 I won't become a bar dancer. 287 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,090 Not again. 288 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:12,830 Twice, he prayed at Vaishno Devi and Govardhan to have a daughter. 289 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,200 But he had me instead. 290 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,030 Now turn me into a girl. 291 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:19,620 I am not turning you into a girl for my personal needs. 292 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,130 It's only going to make your life better. 293 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,490 Watch it. 294 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,990 Okay… 295 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,080 Three thousand rupees per night and the tip is extra. 296 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,540 You'll make at least 10,000 rupees a day. 297 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,700 And if the customers like your moves… 298 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:33,700 which they will! 299 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:38,620 Then you can make around 25,000 per night. 300 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,330 And this won't be the first time you do it. 301 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,700 You've been dressing up as Sita, Radha, 302 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,750 Draupadi, or Paro since childhood. 303 00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,910 I was in a theater group. 304 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,370 That was my hobby. 305 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,880 Only the lucky ones can turn their hobby into their profession. 306 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,660 Is this why you educated me? 307 00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:02,780 I wasn't aware of the salary package at bars. 308 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:06,620 Otherwise, I wouldn't have spent a dime on your education. 309 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,990 What kind of a father is he? 310 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,910 I should have strangled him as soon as I was born. 311 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,030 I am not dressing up as a girl for anyone. 312 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,450 Daughter. Daughter. 313 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:18,780 Karam. 314 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:19,780 My son. 315 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,000 Here. Talk. 316 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,910 -Who is it? -Credit card people. 317 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,740 We haven't paid their bills for the past few months. 318 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:29,870 He's called a dozen times, son. Please talk to him. 319 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,200 Hello. Hello. 320 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,090 This is Tiger Pandey speaking from Lena Dena Bank. 321 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,410 I called you a dozen times. Why don't you answer? 322 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:40,700 Tell me. Now. 323 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,490 Hello. 324 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,870 I am 36-24-36. 325 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,530 Fair complexion, 326 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,030 height 5 ft. 9 in. 327 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,170 Curvaceous body, semi-attractive. 328 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,740 I am his 24-year-old young wife. 329 00:14:55,410 --> 00:15:00,330 Madam, your voice and figure are awesome. 330 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,090 But… why are you telling me this? 331 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,410 Because the nation wants to know, 332 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:09,790 even after having so many features, how can anyone leave his wife? 333 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,910 What? Where did your husband go? 334 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,590 I don't know. He hasn't come home for a week. 335 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,950 I wish I was a widow. 336 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,080 I would at least know where my husband is. 337 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:23,580 Look… your husband hasn't paid his credit card bill for three months. 338 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,330 He hasn't paid attention to me for a week, 339 00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:26,280 and you are worried about your bill. 340 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,160 I don't understand, who will pay attention to me? 341 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,370 If you don't mind, you can have all my attention. 342 00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,370 Even the neighbors can do that, 343 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,950 but who will pay the bill? 344 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,170 Don't worry about that. 345 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,580 I will get it adjusted. 346 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,130 Are you serious? 347 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,660 By the way, what's your name? 348 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,580 Tiger. 349 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:46,780 Tiger Pandey. 350 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,200 Tiger Pandey. 351 00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,280 The name itself gives a peek into your personality. 352 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,700 Long hair. 353 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:56,380 Tall, dark, handsome, wholesome. 354 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,870 I am something like that. 355 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,950 By the way, if you ever need me… 356 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,780 be it during the day, 357 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,370 then do call. 358 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,370 I am just a phone call away. 359 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,790 Hello. Hello? 360 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,370 Bravo, Son. Bravo. 361 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:13,910 Son. 362 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,580 With your voice, 363 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,660 you can even have Sri Lanka's loans waived off. 364 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:24,620 I tried many places but I couldn't get a job. 365 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,370 I'll ask Dad to join us in a few days. 366 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:29,910 Wait here. I will go get Pari. 367 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,870 Come soon. 368 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,700 You are not ready yet? 369 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,580 Sometimes the train is on time. Let's go. 370 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,490 Karam. 371 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,530 Sell this. 372 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:48,040 Not the paintings! 373 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,460 Don't yap about the paintings again. 374 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,040 Selling these won't solve our problem. 375 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,450 I know we are facing financial troubles, 376 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,710 but I will think of something. On my own. 377 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,250 Karam, these are not paintings, it's jewelry. 378 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,780 It was the only thing you hadn't done, you started that too? 379 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,240 Look, Srivastav's don't make good goldsmiths. 380 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,580 -Let's go. -Karam. 381 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,380 What? 382 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,040 My mom's jewelry is inside this. 383 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,660 My mom always said, 384 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,580 "Marry a nice guy, and wear this jewelry. " 385 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,700 But I know… if my mother was still around, 386 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,330 between the jewelry and a nice guy, 387 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,490 she would have chosen the nice guy. 388 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,790 You can sell these and fulfill my father's conditions. 389 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,280 We won't elope. 390 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,450 You would sell your mom's jewelry for our relationship? 391 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:52,330 We middle-class boys are a class apart. 392 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,250 We always give our best 393 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,750 and think on our feet. 394 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:57,740 I'll give it all I have, 395 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,830 to fulfill your father's conditions. 396 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,280 I know you want it 397 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,080 I like it like that 398 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,330 I know you want it 399 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,030 Hi. 400 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,740 Waiter… 401 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:10,780 Excuse me. 402 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,830 How can I help you? 403 00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,080 Stop boasting your English. 404 00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:19,830 Call your boss. 405 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,160 Rascal, it's you. 406 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,740 I couldn't recognize you. 407 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,620 You would have if you had looked at my face. 408 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,530 But you said you won't dress up as a girl. 409 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,580 You were adamant. What changed? 410 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,490 A helpless man has no options. 411 00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:35,280 Never have I haggled with the vendor, for size instead of rates. 412 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,370 It paid off. 413 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,040 Call your boss. 414 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,410 He'll be here soon. 415 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,120 There he is. That's the owner. 416 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,240 Him? 417 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,660 Fragile Pappi Lahiri. 418 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,030 Sona Bhai aka Saajan Tiwari. 419 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,950 The owner of two kids and four bars. 420 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,490 Don't underestimate him. 421 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,910 Drink your milk and off to bed. Come on. 422 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,240 Yeah. 423 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,910 Take it. 424 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,200 Sir. Good evening. 425 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,450 Good evening. 426 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,620 Sir, meet Pooja. 427 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,160 An acquaintance of mine. 428 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,790 From all those poor souls who lost their jobs in the lockdown, 429 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,330 -she was affected the most. -Oh! 430 00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:16,950 Her mom passed away when she was a kid, 431 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,630 and her father just passed from behind you. 432 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,200 -Where? -Here. 433 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,040 -Hello. -Oh… hello, hello. 434 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,530 She is my daughter. 435 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:26,660 She said your office needs a dance girl, 436 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:27,950 -Yes. -so I brought her here. 437 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,290 You did the right thing, uncle. 438 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,080 Well, we have many dancers here. 439 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,200 Tell me. What makes her stand apart? 440 00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:37,920 They all are foreigners, 441 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:40,160 they have been around even before the independence. 442 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,290 But she is made in India. 443 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:44,450 A local. And she sings well. 444 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,090 And she's been performing for All India Radio for years, 445 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,620 so she is an amazing performer, as well. 446 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,700 Really? 447 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,410 Actually, God has packed me with more features than a smartphone. 448 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,620 I can get the customers to spend the kind of money, 449 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,410 which even the bar girls couldn't make them spend during demonetization. 450 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,130 Just give me one chance. 451 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,880 Show me. 452 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,450 Just… show me. 453 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:10,830 I know you want it 454 00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,410 I like it like that 455 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:19,910 Waiting at the crossroad of love 456 00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,200 Feeling so lonely 457 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,960 My beloved is across the shore 458 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,880 I know you want it 459 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:39,120 Waiting at the crossroad of love 460 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,280 Feeling so lonely 461 00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:43,830 My beloved is across the shore 462 00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:48,450 I sent him several DMs On vanish mode, my love 463 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,750 But he never gives a reply, I gave up 464 00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:58,870 Every moment my eyes long for you 465 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,460 If you are my sweetheart 466 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:04,790 Come fall in love with me 467 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,120 If you are my sweetheart 468 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,330 Come fall in love with me 469 00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:14,450 If you don't want to come Then take me across the shore 470 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:19,040 If you are my sweetheart 471 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,240 Take me across the shore 472 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:23,780 Take me across the shore 473 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:26,120 Baby, take me across 474 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,030 Take me across the shore 475 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:33,990 I know you want it 476 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:45,410 With you The mood is always romantic 477 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:50,080 Every moment feels intoxicated 478 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,450 With you The mood is always romantic 479 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:04,370 Every moment feels intoxicated 480 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:09,160 Love me with no restrictions 481 00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:13,780 Cross all boundaries for my love 482 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:18,700 Let your dormant heart beat faster 483 00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:22,630 Be as restless as I am 484 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:28,200 Even a little distance, seems too far 485 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,870 Too far… 486 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,490 If you are my sweetheart 487 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,700 Come fall in love with me 488 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,090 If you are my sweetheart 489 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,370 Come fall in love with me 490 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:44,280 If you don't want to come Then take me across the shore 491 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:49,080 Take me across the shore 492 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:54,740 Take me across the shore 493 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:58,370 Uncle… my hair. 494 00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:00,290 -Uncle, you're ruining my hair. -Disgusting! 495 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:03,410 What horrible color is this? 496 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,040 I spent 5000 to dye it gold. 497 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,200 Idiots. 498 00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:09,500 You could have used real gold for 5000. 499 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,370 Why have you glued copper to your hair? 500 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,660 Henceforth, you'll be following all the rituals and traditions. 501 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,700 Praying five times a day. 502 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,530 Friday prayer. 503 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,740 Traditional attire and a cap. 504 00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:23,620 -Uncle, why not get us married, as well? -What? 505 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,410 You always see all the problems in innocent fellows like us! 506 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:28,080 No, Uncs. This is wrong. 507 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,330 Uncs? Am I your uncle or a WhatsApp group? 508 00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:33,870 If you weren't the children of my late brother, 509 00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:36,830 you would be rotting in jail under false implications. 510 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,450 Sakina has dyed her hair, as well. Look. 511 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,920 Why don't you say anything to her? 512 00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,620 Sakina will bear children in the future. 513 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,030 Can you? 514 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:44,880 She is the only one, 515 00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:48,030 upholding the honor of my family. 516 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,030 Slandered. 517 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,340 Father. Your honor has been slandered. 518 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:55,200 Please untie me. Untie me. 519 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:57,090 Please… Untie me. 520 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,830 Whose funeral is this? Who died? 521 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:00,490 He died… in your daughter's love. 522 00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:02,490 What are your intentions? Let me go. 523 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,580 What kind of behavior is this? 524 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:04,490 Who is he? 525 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,660 I think he's a Punjabi. 526 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,580 He doesn't look like a Punjabi, he is one. But who is he? 527 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,030 He is Smiley. 528 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,200 He is having an affair with Sakina. 529 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:16,420 Abu Daddy, hello. 530 00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:20,590 Ours is one of the oldest and most reputed families in Agra. 531 00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:21,490 Yes. I know. 532 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:24,080 No Tom, Dick, or Harry can be my son-in-law. 533 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,780 And even after being aware that Sakina belongs to a different religion, 534 00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:31,700 how dare you fall in love with her? 535 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:35,250 I didn't know at first that Sakina is a Muslim. 536 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:36,450 -What did you think? 537 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:39,200 Is Sakina a Japanese name? 538 00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,920 Not at all. Actually… 539 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,410 Who is loitering in the back? 540 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,030 Sakina's grandfather. 541 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,200 Does he ever stop? 542 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:48,130 Why? Do you need a lift? 543 00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:50,200 -I would if you untie me. -Quiet. 544 00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,620 I have a question. 545 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:54,030 What is so special about you, 546 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,990 that I would let Sakina marry you? 547 00:25:56,410 --> 00:25:57,580 I will keep her happy. 548 00:25:57,950 --> 00:26:01,200 Even Kapil Sharma's show makes my daughter happy. 549 00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:03,240 Should I let her marry Kapil Sharma then? 550 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,490 Why not? 551 00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:06,790 But always remember… 552 00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,030 Kapil shows up only twice a week, 553 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,830 with an entire team and a judge. 554 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:11,950 I will come alone. 555 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,540 All seven days, twenty-hour hours, without a break. 556 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,670 So, Sakina, you love me, nah? 557 00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:25,280 Son, we are not the kind of people… 558 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,620 who oppose two lovers on grounds of religion and caste. 559 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:33,120 I like you. 560 00:26:34,450 --> 00:26:35,280 Untie him. 561 00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:36,830 Thank you, Abu Daddy. 562 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:43,160 -You two look marvelous together. -Thank you. 563 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,950 But, son, there is a problem. 564 00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:48,620 What is it? 565 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:51,410 Sakina cannot get married, 566 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,740 unless and until Shahrukh gets married. 567 00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:55,280 What are you saying? 568 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,450 He has three children. He is already married. 569 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,780 Not Shahrukh Khan, Mohammad Shahrukh. 570 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:01,700 My elder brother. 571 00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:03,290 Oh… sorry. 572 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,490 So when is my brother-in-law getting married? 573 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,700 Unfortunately, he had a breakup six months ago. 574 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200 Since then, he's been gravely depressed. 575 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,460 Did you take him to a doctor? 576 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,840 He said to take him to a better doctor. 577 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:17,410 You should have taken a second opinion-- 578 00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:18,830 Second, third, fourth… 579 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:20,080 We took every opinion available. 580 00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:21,200 But it was futile! 581 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,740 Whoever helps Shahrukh to get out of depression, 582 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,120 will be awarded 10,00,000 rupees. 583 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:30,370 -Ten lakh rupees? -Ten lakh rupees! 584 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:35,780 Here's an idea. Auction me away. 585 00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:39,450 Ten lakh rupees at the snap of a finger, Son. 586 00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,340 I told them with full confidence, 587 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,030 that you are a successful psychiatrist. 588 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,160 -Amazing. -Can you even spell psychiatrist? 589 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,580 Psychiatrist, my foot! 590 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:50,740 It starts with "P". 591 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,120 Are you serious? Not with "C"? 592 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,460 Only one thing starts with "C. " 593 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,380 And that's you. 594 00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:57,990 I am "cute. " 595 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,280 It's not "cute"… Are you crazy? 596 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,460 I have barely finished high school. 597 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:04,750 You just complicated everything. Me, a psychiatrist? 598 00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:07,740 Hello, boy. 599 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:08,990 Excuse me. 600 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,120 It's a better profile than a bar girl. 601 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,380 -Right, uncle? -Yes. Yes. 602 00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:16,160 Singing, dancing, grace… 603 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:18,910 It's all a part of a psychiatrist's treatment. 604 00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:23,790 What if singing, dancing, and grace… don't cure his depression? 605 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,370 His sister-- 606 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:30,370 Can only marry me when her brother gets married. 607 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:32,660 Do you get it? His sister's marriage-- 608 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,120 Not him… his sister. 609 00:28:34,370 --> 00:28:35,240 Right. 610 00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:40,080 Oh my, these people are filthy rich. 611 00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,880 Ever seen a pauper's son slip into depression? 612 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:44,870 I am one. 613 00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:51,280 Who is that rolling on four wheels? 614 00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:53,530 That's Sakina's rolling grandpa. 615 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,780 For his age, he rolls more than we do now. 616 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:59,080 Greetings. 617 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,500 Greetings, Abu Daddy. 618 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,080 -Greetings. -Greetings. 619 00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:05,660 -Sit. -This is Pooja. 620 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,660 And that's Sakina's father. 621 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,240 -Hi, Mount Abu. -Father. 622 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,370 By the way, where is the patient? 623 00:29:11,490 --> 00:29:14,410 I am Mohammad Shaukiya. His eldest son. 624 00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:16,620 So you are in depression. 625 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:20,090 When your height doesn't grow with age, then a man's bound to be depressed. 626 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,580 No, no, don't judge me by my personality, lady. 627 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,870 From top to bottom, I am completely normal. 628 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,130 The patient is inside. 629 00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:28,410 -Sakina. -Yes? 630 00:29:28,490 --> 00:29:30,240 Take her to Shahrukh's room. 631 00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:32,700 No-not… nein-nyet-none of the above! 632 00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:34,410 Such a complicated no. 633 00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:37,330 I won't go to any room. The patient will come here. 634 00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:49,160 Look, I won't ask who dumped you. 635 00:29:49,950 --> 00:29:53,240 I just want to ask how much you loved her. 636 00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:57,490 Okay. 637 00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:01,530 Who proposed to whom? 638 00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:05,830 Ever sung a song for her? 639 00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:09,950 Well, I'll sing for you. 640 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:11,620 Would you like to hear it? 641 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,740 Are you chewing tobacco? 642 00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:18,580 It's not your fault, brother. 643 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,240 Some faces are awful! 644 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:21,700 Not a single grin. 645 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:28,330 When you divide it with 10,00,000 rupees, each tooth is worth 31,250 rupees. 646 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,740 A single grin would fetch me half a lakh or so. 647 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,660 But no. 648 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,990 Forget it. I'll find someone else. 649 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,950 Will you give this job to someone else? 650 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,130 Not the job. I'll find someone else for you to marry. 651 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,370 Forget Pari. 652 00:30:40,450 --> 00:30:44,370 You don't know about my love for Pari, and Pooja's charisma. 653 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,990 -I see. -Yes. 654 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,490 If I want, 655 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:50,830 I can make Abu Salim fall for me, and become Shahrukh's mom. 656 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:57,030 Just wait and watch. Forget a grin, I'll get a broad smile from Shahrukh. 657 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,080 CURSES COME HOME TO ROOST 658 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:11,700 What is this aloofness? 659 00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:14,000 What kind of helplessness is this? 660 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,450 When two birds fall in love 661 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,630 Meeting each other is a must 662 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,950 Listen to me, oh tormentor 663 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,410 You have crossed all limits 664 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:35,120 How long will you keep Making false promises? 665 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,990 With your photo in my hand 666 00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:42,450 I stay awake at night 667 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,420 I've lost my slumber 668 00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:47,280 Since I've grown wings of love 669 00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:48,910 Wing-Wing-Wing… 670 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:53,580 For you, my heart Keeps ringing like a telephone 671 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:58,410 My heart keeps ringing like a telephone 672 00:31:58,490 --> 00:32:03,160 Oh beloved, It keeps ringing like a telephone 673 00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:07,910 My heart keeps ringing like a telephone 674 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,870 In your love I spend my nights counting stars 675 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:29,280 Even with my friends All I talk about is you 676 00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:34,330 You don't know how much I have to lie 677 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:39,080 Whenever anyone asks When the wedding is 678 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,120 When the wedding is 679 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,200 Love is a journey 680 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,700 That you can't tread alone 681 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,200 Love is a journey 682 00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:55,290 That you can't tread alone 683 00:32:55,370 --> 00:33:00,120 God knows when we'll start dating 684 00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:06,490 For you, my heart Keeps ringing like a telephone 685 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:11,410 My heart keeps ringing like a telephone 686 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:14,030 Be my dream girl 687 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,030 I am searching for your love 688 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:18,700 I might just die 689 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,750 I am searching for your love 690 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,450 Be my dream girl 691 00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,500 I am searching for your love 692 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,120 I might just die 693 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,080 I am searching for your love 694 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:51,710 Be my dream girl 695 00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:53,840 I am searching for your love 696 00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:56,410 I might just die 697 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,530 I am searching for your love 698 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,990 No, no. Abu Daddy, this is impossible. 699 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,240 Why? 700 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:06,700 She is educated. She is good-looking. 701 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:07,960 She is a psychiatrist. 702 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,340 And everyone in my family likes Pooja. 703 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:12,490 -Right, Shaukiya. -Yes, daddy dearest. 704 00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,660 So, Pooja will be our daughter-in-law. 705 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,530 But… I… 706 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120 Daddy dearest. 707 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,910 I am your stepson. 708 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,490 But you're so concerned about me. 709 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:27,280 Thank you, daddy dearest. I love you. 710 00:34:27,990 --> 00:34:29,120 You are God… 711 00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:33,630 You've been drinking again! 712 00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:36,950 I've told you countless times to stop drinking. 713 00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:40,540 This is why you can't get married. 714 00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:44,880 I am talking about Shahrukh and Pooja's wedding. 715 00:34:47,870 --> 00:34:49,160 But why are you hung up on Pooja? 716 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,280 I'll find someone else for Shahrukh. 717 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,700 Amanpreet, my cousin from Jalandhar. 718 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,490 She recently came out of coma. 719 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:56,740 It will be a perfect match! Won't it? 720 00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:57,870 Just say yes. 721 00:34:57,950 --> 00:34:59,200 -Yes. -Not at all. 722 00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:01,080 Pooja and only Pooja. 723 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:04,250 Okay. But… 724 00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:05,630 But what? 725 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,330 Forget it. You have made up your mind so… 726 00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:10,120 But what? Tell me. 727 00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:17,580 I… didn't want to say this, 728 00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:21,080 but as the future son-in-law of this family, 729 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,370 it's my duty. 730 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,450 Pooja is characterless. 731 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:28,830 -What? -Yes. 732 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,530 In fact, she had her first boyfriend at the age of 18. 733 00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:34,530 Do you know who? The vegetable vendor. 734 00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:36,450 She would talk grossly to a grocery seller. 735 00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:38,420 Stop. Stop. 736 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:39,330 Yes, even the bus conductor-- 737 00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:41,490 Stop. I meant, shut up. 738 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:42,450 I don't want to hear anymore. 739 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,380 Our Shahrukh's just like her. 740 00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:46,330 That's why he doesn't get any proposals. 741 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:48,030 Sir, why don't you understand? 742 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,620 Until Shahrukh doesn't get married, 743 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,780 you cannot marry Sakina. 744 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,370 Get Shahrukh married, 745 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:56,530 and take Sakina home the next day. Leave. 746 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,040 -Abu Daddy-- -And another thing. 747 00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:03,910 I'll pay Pooja 50,00,000 rupees to marry Shahrukh. 748 00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:09,030 -Look, please. Don't hit me. -You dog. 749 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:09,990 Don't hit me… 750 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,450 Do you think I am some charity, that you're using everywhere? 751 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,420 Auntie, Radhe-Radhe. 752 00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:14,580 -Where are you going? -Don't hit… 753 00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:15,490 Listen to me. 754 00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:16,530 Don't hit me. 755 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:18,910 -Please, listen to me. -Stop, you idiot! Go jump in the river. 756 00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:20,330 -I am falling. I am falling… -Go jump. 757 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,200 I am not some sanitizer that you're giving to everyone. 758 00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:23,380 Now tell me. 759 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:26,080 They are paying you 50,00,000 rupees for this marriage. 760 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:27,250 Fifty lakh rupees! 761 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,200 You'll get fresh notes! 762 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:30,910 Fresh notes? 763 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,030 What about the performance he'll demand in exchange at night? 764 00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,790 -Yes, I didn't think about that. -Exactly. 765 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,160 Just manage for one night. 766 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,160 I will marry Sakina the next day. 767 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:42,660 Then you can run away. 768 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,990 We'll say that she was a fraud. 769 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,120 Are you dumb? What will Pari think if she finds out? 770 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,200 Who is going to tell her? 771 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:51,660 You can become a bar girl for your selfish means, 772 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:54,580 but can't help your dear friend out. 773 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,530 Son… it's a good deal. 774 00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,490 -Very good deal. -I see. 775 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:01,410 Then you marry him. 776 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,580 Me? 777 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,530 A couple of years ago I would have taken up the offer. 778 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:08,830 Such a big amount in a single night. 779 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,620 How much for a single night? 780 00:37:14,330 --> 00:37:15,200 Who is paying? 781 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,080 Pari, what brings you here? 782 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,780 Dad wanted an update on Karam's job search. 783 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:22,280 So I thought I'd ask. 784 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:24,120 -Radhe-Radhe, uncle. -Radhe-Radhe. 785 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:28,160 Please make him understand. They are paying handsomely for one night. 786 00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:31,700 I mean, to sing. But he doesn't agree. 787 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,990 Why? Why aren't you singing? 788 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,620 Singing is not the problem. 789 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:39,340 What scares me is if they ask for a performance! 790 00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:40,990 You can charge extra for that? 791 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:42,950 Right, uncle? 792 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,340 Bravo, child. 793 00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:46,580 Child, we are very proud 794 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,080 that you're coming to my home as a daughter-in-law. 795 00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:50,990 Did you forget, Karam? 796 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,630 The faster you make money, the sooner I'll be your bride. 797 00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:04,160 Dad, I always knew, 798 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,370 I would be a bride when I grow up. 799 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,580 We've taken money from so many people, that now I've to take wedding vows. 800 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,870 Only because of him. 801 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,580 My pleasure, brother. 802 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:14,830 Pleasure, my foot! 803 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,160 Don't be mad. 804 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:19,910 What you're doing for me, even my brother wouldn't do. 805 00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:22,790 I don't know how I am going to pay off this favor. 806 00:38:22,870 --> 00:38:24,530 Don't take my skirt off instead. 807 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:25,620 -Back off! -Sorry. 808 00:38:25,830 --> 00:38:26,740 I have a question. 809 00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,410 What was the need for a lavish wedding? 810 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,370 We could have had a small wedding. 811 00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:32,620 On top of that, such a huge resort! 812 00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:34,580 The resort isn't huge, 813 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,330 you've been a pauper for ages. 814 00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:37,990 This is how the rich roll. 815 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,120 They pay more for less. 816 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,530 And paupers like us… 817 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,710 We keep holding on to whatever little we have. 818 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:47,130 Who is it? 819 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,160 Enemy. 820 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,280 Blouse, dress… 821 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,490 -Go inside. Scarf! -Wait. 822 00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,080 -Your dress. -Arrange the oranges properly. 823 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,330 -Don't open it until I say so. -Yes. 824 00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,240 Should I? 825 00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:57,780 -Open it now. -Yes! 826 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,280 Is sister-in-law Pooja ready? 827 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,660 Yes… she is arranging her oranges. 828 00:39:24,870 --> 00:39:25,950 Oranges? 829 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,490 Interlude! I meant, the interlude of the song. 830 00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:30,370 -She likes to sing. -I see. 831 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,910 She wants to sing for Shahrukh on their first night. 832 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,700 Oh my, God. So romantic. 833 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,240 Let me introduce her. 834 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,580 She is my aunt Jumani. 835 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:39,630 Greetings. 836 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:40,580 Auntie? 837 00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:42,780 I don't believe you. 838 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,280 She's your younger sister. 839 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,410 And even if she's the eldest, then she might only be by a couple of minutes. 840 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,160 You are being modest. 841 00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:54,700 I am like her elder sister. 842 00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:57,080 How soon will sister-in-law Pooja be ready? 843 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,830 Well… she's ready… finally. 844 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,950 Hey. Did you ask the band to stop playing? 845 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,000 You're lucky I didn't stop this wedding. 846 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,410 You knew I love Pooja, 847 00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:14,410 yet you're getting Pooja married to that Shahrukh. 848 00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:15,870 You've been drinking again. 849 00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:17,160 I have. And I am proud of it. 850 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,450 Always remember, this is why no one likes you. 851 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,840 Pooja likes me because of this. 852 00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:28,370 In Pooja's eyes, I've seen… 853 00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:29,740 Lust. You saw lust. 854 00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:31,740 Gleam. 855 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:36,030 If you ever utter Pooja's name again, 856 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,740 I will kill you. 857 00:40:37,830 --> 00:40:39,740 You bottle-less cork. 858 00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:40,660 Get out. 859 00:40:41,410 --> 00:40:42,530 Dearest, Sister-in-law. 860 00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:47,080 Scratch me, will you? 861 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,280 Scratch your own. 862 00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:49,450 My back needs scratching. 863 00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:51,880 -I see. -Go lower. Lower. 864 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,700 Lower. Yes, there. 865 00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,870 My beard will grow back in two hours. Arrange for a razor. 866 00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:00,780 Asking a Sikh for a razor. Aren't you ashamed? 867 00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:03,910 He is touching her in illegal areas. 868 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,530 Let's go see his legal. 869 00:41:17,450 --> 00:41:18,330 What are you doing? 870 00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:19,450 Suspecting… 871 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,490 Your boyfriend. 872 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,280 While you're busy taking selfies, 873 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,280 your boyfriend is tuning in to two channels at a time. 874 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,490 We saw him… with sister-in-law Pooja. 875 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,740 Your personal kitchen is also doing charity outside. 876 00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:31,330 They are friends. 877 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,880 Wait a minute, I know what's going on. 878 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,620 Dad approved my love marriage, 879 00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:40,090 that's why you two are jealous. 880 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,120 With the grace of God, 881 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,830 the wedding is happening at a very auspicious moment. 882 00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:45,990 This relationship will last for a lifetime. 883 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,990 Listen, sir. 884 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,030 Don't try to be an astrologer, when we paid you to be a priest. 885 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,450 Please begin with the wedding. 886 00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:51,630 Yes, I will. 887 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:55,870 Do you accept this holy matrimony with Abu Salim's son Shahrukh? 888 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:03,950 Oh… 889 00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:06,670 Shahrukh Weds Pooja. 890 00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:08,280 What a coincidence! 891 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:10,950 There is a Pooja here, as well. 892 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:16,920 Do you accept or not? 893 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,450 I do. I do. I do. 894 00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:19,380 Great. 895 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,490 And you? 896 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,200 I do. 897 00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:31,410 Marvelous! Fantastic! 898 00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:37,780 So, angels have descended from heaven here. 899 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,410 -Hello. -Shut up. 900 00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:42,830 What is he doing here? 901 00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:45,740 I don't know. I didn't invite him. 902 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,740 Buddy, I don't feel too well. I'll go grab a bite. 903 00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:51,620 -Wait! -I'll be right back. 904 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,700 Everyone has deserted me. 905 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:54,950 Grandpa. 906 00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,410 Drop me off at the salad counter. 907 00:42:57,660 --> 00:42:58,830 -What are you doing? -Drive faster. 908 00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:02,910 Congratulations! 909 00:43:02,990 --> 00:43:04,740 Who invited you here? Get out. 910 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:07,700 I wish you hadn't invited me to your sister's wedding, 911 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:09,710 then my life wouldn't be ruined. 912 00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:10,630 What? 913 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:11,620 I have a question. 914 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,910 Your son isn't even fit to be cursed, 915 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,280 who gave him their daughter? 916 00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:17,700 Just like we gave you our sister, without cursing you. 917 00:43:17,790 --> 00:43:19,500 Wish you had cursed me instead. 918 00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:20,660 That would have been better than giving me your sister. 919 00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:22,830 Throw him out, Brother. 920 00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:24,160 You don't get to see the bride. Get lost. 921 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,330 I see. 922 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,740 Divorce papers are ready. 923 00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:31,420 My lawyer will come tomorrow, and throw it in your face. 924 00:43:31,490 --> 00:43:33,580 Send it over. I will sign it. 925 00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:34,780 -And another thing. -What? 926 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:36,830 Do you have an ice cream counter or not? 927 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:37,880 Get out. 928 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,630 Be careful on the stairs. 929 00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:43,080 Come… 930 00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:49,250 This is how it goes… 931 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,120 Dad. 932 00:43:53,990 --> 00:43:55,870 How will I live without you? 933 00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:58,120 Even I cannot live without you. 934 00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:01,790 Respected Nawab sir, 935 00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:03,280 if you don't mind… 936 00:44:03,370 --> 00:44:05,830 can I accompany her for one night? 937 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:09,200 My daughter has never gone anywhere alone. 938 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:11,040 I am worried about her. 939 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,410 Is she going to the border? 940 00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:14,660 Nawab sir, this is nothing short of going on a border. 941 00:44:15,370 --> 00:44:16,700 Please let him come, Abu Daddy. 942 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,340 It's only for one night. 943 00:44:19,330 --> 00:44:20,490 Fine. Let's go. 944 00:44:28,990 --> 00:44:30,120 They're here. 945 00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:37,910 Tomorrow morning, we disappear as soon as Smiley shows up. 946 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,870 Before that, I will make them pay the 50,00,000 rupees. 947 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,490 They might go back on their words later. 948 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:44,450 That's right. 949 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,030 Pari's calling. 950 00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:47,780 -Talk to her. -Give it. 951 00:44:48,490 --> 00:44:49,870 Honey, where are you? 952 00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:52,530 Not honey. This is honey's dad. 953 00:44:54,410 --> 00:44:55,780 Radhe-Radhe, uncle. 954 00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:56,910 Where is Karam? 955 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,700 Pray to the Gods. 956 00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:04,830 She is gearing up for the most dangerous performance of her life. 957 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,200 She? 958 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,330 The artist who is performing, 959 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:12,120 Karam is going to sing a duet with her. 960 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,080 Have fun, Sister-in-law. 961 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:16,700 Brother Shahrukh is waiting for you. 962 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:20,990 Hrithik's posters in Shahrukh's room. 963 00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:22,250 Weird. 964 00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:34,200 Who is it? 965 00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:35,420 A bad omen. 966 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,660 Sorry, I'll get another one. 967 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,660 No need. 968 00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:44,530 I took a pill. 969 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:45,710 Pill? 970 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:47,500 Which pill? 971 00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:49,870 Sleeping pill. Why? 972 00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:51,290 Good God! 973 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,280 Tonight is our first night. 974 00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:55,280 Are you not going to do anything funny? 975 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,450 Aren't you happy with this marriage? 976 00:46:09,910 --> 00:46:12,410 A huge place like this and there's a freaking lizard in the bathroom! 977 00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:16,870 Hello. Can you hear me? 978 00:46:16,950 --> 00:46:18,080 Wait a second. 979 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,160 This is urgent. 980 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:28,920 Who is watering the plants at this hour? 981 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,450 He's out of his mind. 982 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,280 How was your first night? 983 00:46:34,370 --> 00:46:36,660 Don't be late in the morning. 984 00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,370 Don't worry. I'll be there before you know it. 985 00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:53,120 Daughter-in-law? Boy? 986 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,620 Grandpa. 987 00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:03,660 Why did you leave us, Dad? 988 00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,580 You weren't that old! 989 00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:08,080 He was 105 years old. 990 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:11,080 He was born at a time 991 00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:13,830 when the army fought with their hands. 992 00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:14,780 This is unfair. 993 00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:16,740 Absolutely unfair. 994 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,830 Radhe-Radhe. 995 00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:23,870 Nawab sir, why didn't you tell me this earlier? 996 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,780 We found out in the morning. 997 00:47:25,990 --> 00:47:27,240 Who told you? 998 00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:29,700 I spent the entire night counting notes with these hands. 999 00:47:29,790 --> 00:47:32,090 They turned out to be twenty-five instead of fifty. 1000 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,580 Are you out of your mind? 1001 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:37,490 My grandpa is dead, and you're crying over money. 1002 00:47:37,990 --> 00:47:40,700 He was alive and well till last night. 1003 00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:42,080 When did this happen? 1004 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,410 You want the balance amount, don't you? Come with me. 1005 00:47:44,490 --> 00:47:45,740 You will pay me before the funeral, right? 1006 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:46,870 I have such an uncouth father-in-law! 1007 00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:49,620 It will make his soul rest in peace, dear… 1008 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,870 What happened to Grandpa? 1009 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,490 He was going to the lavatory. 1010 00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,240 Which laboratory? 1011 00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:01,910 Not the laboratory, dear. 1012 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:04,740 He was going to the bathroom. It was urgent. 1013 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:07,030 So urgent that he died. 1014 00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:08,950 Play the serpent tune. 1015 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,700 Stop! 1016 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,700 What will it take to make you stop? The serpent gem? 1017 00:48:23,990 --> 00:48:24,950 Sorry, Abu Daddy. 1018 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:26,580 Here you go. 1019 00:48:27,410 --> 00:48:28,660 Smiley weds Sakina. 1020 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,580 Today 7 p. m. onwards, Milan Vatika Garden. 1021 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:33,200 My entire family has already reached. 1022 00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:35,490 Please don't be late. This is my first wedding. 1023 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,410 You fool. 1024 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,370 My father is dead, 1025 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:40,580 and you are worried about your wedding. 1026 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:45,530 Sorry, I didn't notice amid my excitement. 1027 00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:47,160 When did it happen? 1028 00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:48,200 Today, in the morning. 1029 00:48:48,910 --> 00:48:52,530 Look… when someone dies in the family, 1030 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:54,950 we cannot conduct any auspicious ceremony for six months. 1031 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,710 What? How many months? 1032 00:48:56,790 --> 00:48:57,840 Six months. 1033 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:06,130 What is wrong with her? 1034 00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:09,540 -Oh, my God! Good Lord! -What's this? 1035 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:12,870 What happened to grandpa? Why? Where? 1036 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,200 Why did he have to die now? 1037 00:49:14,290 --> 00:49:15,630 Happy realization! 1038 00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:16,530 You didn't cry at first. 1039 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,910 You don't know how many lives his death has ruined. 1040 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,030 And Abu Daddy, 1041 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,370 I got married yesterday, and today he's dead. 1042 00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:26,280 I think I'm the unlucky one. 1043 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,200 I don't deserve to stay here. 1044 00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:29,670 -I am leaving-- -Wait. 1045 00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:31,240 This is not your fault. 1046 00:49:31,330 --> 00:49:33,660 -It is my fault. -Dearest, Sister-in-law. 1047 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,830 Take a look at this before you leave. 1048 00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:39,780 See what Grandpa wrote on the wall before he died. 1049 00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:44,380 DAUGHTER-IN-LAW… BOY. 1050 00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:56,490 I am sorry. I was going to tell you-- 1051 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:59,870 His last wish was for his daughter-in-law to give birth to a boy. 1052 00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,830 Or he could have written girl, as well. 1053 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,530 Yes. 1054 00:50:05,450 --> 00:50:06,830 This is what I wanted to say. 1055 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,620 A family where children are born to fulfill 1056 00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:12,370 the elder's last wish and not by the consent of parents, 1057 00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:13,910 I cannot stay there at all. 1058 00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:14,830 Wait. Stop. 1059 00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,830 -Dearest, Sister-in-law, stop! -Don't stop me. I am leaving. 1060 00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:18,620 But I can't go. 1061 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:20,950 I don't want to leave Grandpa. 1062 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,910 -Grandpa. -Grandpa, why did you leave us? 1063 00:50:24,910 --> 00:50:25,910 Radhe-Radhe. 1064 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,670 -Who are you? -I am the lawyer. Pari. 1065 00:50:27,950 --> 00:50:31,080 Dad, Grandpa hasn't even reached heaven yet, 1066 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,240 and you already called a lawyer for the will! 1067 00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:34,450 I get the Noida plot. 1068 00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,130 I am Mr. Saajan's lawyer. 1069 00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:38,240 -He sent these divorce papers. -Divorce! 1070 00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:39,780 Give me. I'll sign them right away. 1071 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,280 What is going on here? 1072 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,330 Be it in marriage, children, or divorce you're always in a hurry. 1073 00:50:44,410 --> 00:50:45,410 What's the hurry? 1074 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:47,590 We'll have it sent over. 1075 00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:50,450 Did someone pass away? 1076 00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:53,950 No. Grandpa likes to play dead. 1077 00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:58,170 I cannot keep Pari in the dark anymore. 1078 00:50:59,410 --> 00:51:01,530 I will tell her the truth right now. 1079 00:51:02,790 --> 00:51:05,380 Man, the things I've to do for love, friendship, and family! 1080 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,040 Where have you been? 1081 00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:16,660 I called six times. 1082 00:51:17,290 --> 00:51:18,460 And why have you tied this handkerchief? 1083 00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,960 So that your father doesn't see me. Let's go… 1084 00:51:22,990 --> 00:51:24,030 You were going to tell me something today. 1085 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:24,950 -Me. -Yes. 1086 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,130 Oh, yes. I got a job. 1087 00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:28,490 I've reacquired my house. 1088 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:29,700 -I see. -Yes. 1089 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,740 How did you make so much money so soon? 1090 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,030 It's an easy and fun job. 1091 00:51:35,450 --> 00:51:37,580 Satisfy the customer, and get paid. 1092 00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:39,160 Sometimes they even give a bonus. 1093 00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:42,200 What do you think? 1094 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,740 They must pay you extra for a kiss? 1095 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,280 Extra money for hugs… 1096 00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,700 -and other things. -What do you mean? 1097 00:51:49,790 --> 00:51:52,380 Meeting with that auntie during the program. 1098 00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:53,870 -And now this. -What are you talking about? 1099 00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:55,490 Dad told you to earn money, 1100 00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,580 not to do this. 1101 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,580 What do you mean? 1102 00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:59,740 Don't call or text me again. 1103 00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:02,120 -I hate you. -Hate you? Hate you? 1104 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,330 That's all you ever say! 1105 00:52:03,410 --> 00:52:05,530 Listen, you blessed son-in-law. 1106 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,380 -Hello, uncle. -It's okay. 1107 00:52:09,490 --> 00:52:11,870 This is not the kissing booth. 1108 00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:13,030 What do you mean? 1109 00:52:13,370 --> 00:52:15,330 Have you smeared tomato sauce on your lips? 1110 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:19,120 Disgusting. 1111 00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:27,740 I am not dressing up as Pooja. 1112 00:52:27,830 --> 00:52:29,370 First of all, she's my girlfriend. On top of that, she's a lawyer. 1113 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:31,780 She always doubts me. She isn't answering my calls. 1114 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:32,780 I cannot do this. 1115 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,200 Are you out of your mind? 1116 00:52:34,290 --> 00:52:37,250 We'll never get the remaining 25,00,000 rupees. 1117 00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:38,530 Forget that! 1118 00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:40,620 What if they have us arrested for fraud? 1119 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:43,080 -It's only a matter of a few nights. -Why couldn't you say day? 1120 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:43,990 Yes… 1121 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,080 Those who want to do it, don't care whether it's day or night. 1122 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,280 Radhe… 1123 00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:51,200 Hello. 1124 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,080 Hello. This is your Tiger speaking. 1125 00:52:55,450 --> 00:52:57,490 -Tell me. -I called to say, 1126 00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:01,830 I paid… your credit card bill. 1127 00:53:02,490 --> 00:53:04,240 You seem pretty eager. 1128 00:53:04,370 --> 00:53:05,330 Why did you pay it? 1129 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,700 Well… since I couldn't pay any attention to you, 1130 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,330 I paid your bill. 1131 00:53:09,950 --> 00:53:10,870 Brother, your food. 1132 00:53:10,950 --> 00:53:12,530 Yes, you eat it. 1133 00:53:12,830 --> 00:53:15,530 My mother's eye needed surgery. 1134 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:17,120 I had saved money for her. 1135 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,830 So I took some from that. 1136 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,370 Oh… you screwed your mom's screwed-up eye. 1137 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,870 Mom can still see properly with one eye. 1138 00:53:25,950 --> 00:53:28,780 So… I can get the surgery done later. 1139 00:53:28,950 --> 00:53:31,620 And anyway, you are not different from me. 1140 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:36,620 To be honest, I am desperate to meet you. 1141 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:38,780 I can't meet you. 1142 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,280 My husband is back. 1143 00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:42,170 What? When? How? 1144 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,580 Why did that wretch come back? 1145 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,620 Pooja. Your husband is waiting for you on the sofa. 1146 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,160 Who are you talking to on the phone? 1147 00:53:50,490 --> 00:53:51,490 Don't know. It's a wrong number. 1148 00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,660 It's some mutt called Tiger. 1149 00:53:54,790 --> 00:53:55,960 I am sorry, Tiger. 1150 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,490 I can never talk to you again. 1151 00:53:57,580 --> 00:53:59,370 No, Pooja, please. Hello. 1152 00:53:59,450 --> 00:54:01,080 Don't call me again. 1153 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,080 Hello. 1154 00:54:05,830 --> 00:54:07,580 He will never call again. 1155 00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:10,530 -My credit card bill is paid. -Where is he? 1156 00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:11,660 -That's it. -Imposter. 1157 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:13,490 Abu Daddy. 1158 00:54:13,790 --> 00:54:15,130 -Liar. -Nawab sir. 1159 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,620 You should fear God. 1160 00:54:16,950 --> 00:54:18,700 How could you keep such a big secret from us? 1161 00:54:18,790 --> 00:54:21,090 -We're screwed. -You know who I am. 1162 00:54:21,330 --> 00:54:23,410 Nawab sir, I was going to tell you… 1163 00:54:23,490 --> 00:54:24,330 When? 1164 00:54:24,450 --> 00:54:25,910 When were you going to tell me? 1165 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:30,280 You kept such a big secret from me, even after my son's wedding. 1166 00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:33,290 Why didn't you tell me that you also have a son? 1167 00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:35,540 That Pooja has a brother. 1168 00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:37,290 Yeah… 1169 00:54:37,830 --> 00:54:40,240 He's not. He's not her brother. 1170 00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:43,290 What's the point of having a brother, 1171 00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:44,990 who couldn't even attend his sister's wedding? 1172 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,530 Or show up for the ritual of Raksha Bandhan. 1173 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,200 And he has the audacity to come now! 1174 00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,540 When I asked him why now? 1175 00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:53,780 This rascal wants half of the remaining 25,00,000 rupees… 1176 00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:56,200 that you agreed to pay me. 1177 00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:57,420 Nawab sir. 1178 00:54:57,990 --> 00:54:58,870 Here you go. 1179 00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:02,740 Throw the 12,50,000 rupees on his face! 1180 00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:06,780 My father is not some ATM who will throw money in your face. 1181 00:55:07,330 --> 00:55:08,660 -Greetings. -Hello. 1182 00:55:09,490 --> 00:55:13,080 I am Shahrukh's aunt who is more like his younger sister. 1183 00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:15,910 Jumani. You're supposed to button them. 1184 00:55:17,370 --> 00:55:18,700 Where is my daughter-in-law Pooja? 1185 00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:20,960 Dearest, Sister-in-law. 1186 00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:23,870 Dearest, Sister-in-law. 1187 00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:25,700 Pardon my interruption, 1188 00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:28,950 but these two have always been at loggerheads. 1189 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,750 She just stormed out of here. 1190 00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:33,370 I've been trying to call her but she isn't answering. She is very stubborn. 1191 00:55:33,450 --> 00:55:35,580 -Very stubborn. -You had me scared. I thought maybe she-- 1192 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,910 Doesn't matter. I'll call her. 1193 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,620 Radhe… 1194 00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:45,280 Just like identical faces, they even have identical phones. 1195 00:55:45,490 --> 00:55:46,990 She took his phone and left hers behind. 1196 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,490 Give me your number. 1197 00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:50,960 Listen… duplicate Humayun. 1198 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,250 I am talking to you. 1199 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:56,530 I don't give my number to any Tom Dick or an unknown person! 1200 00:55:57,990 --> 00:56:00,410 Tom and Dick are okay, but who are you calling unknown. 1201 00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:02,450 Don't you have any manners? 1202 00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:04,880 Step Nawab sir, he's been this way since childhood. 1203 00:56:04,950 --> 00:56:08,530 He didn't speak to me for the first couple of years when he was born. 1204 00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:10,950 -No one does. -That's true. 1205 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,170 But he will now. 1206 00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:14,280 Now he is my responsibility. 1207 00:56:14,490 --> 00:56:17,700 -Why? -Send Pooja over as soon as she returns. 1208 00:56:17,790 --> 00:56:19,130 I'll make them talk to each other. 1209 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,120 Marvelous. 1210 00:56:20,450 --> 00:56:22,240 -Come with me. -Is this some exchange offer? 1211 00:56:22,330 --> 00:56:23,530 -Let's go. -I won't go. 1212 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:24,830 -Come on. -I won't go. 1213 00:56:24,910 --> 00:56:25,830 Let's go. 1214 00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:26,910 I won't go. 1215 00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:27,870 Come, will you?! 1216 00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:30,240 -Come. -What kind of exchange offer is this? 1217 00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:31,580 -Uncle. -Yes? 1218 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,660 Do you have prison uniforms? 1219 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,120 Your sweet torment… 1220 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,280 Surreptitious torment Here and around… 1221 00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:05,410 I am angry… 1222 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:09,660 Cajole me, my love 1223 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,620 I will tease you… 1224 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,830 -Girl… -Hey, hello. 1225 00:57:14,910 --> 00:57:16,410 Check. Check. Check. 1226 00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:17,670 Turn around. 1227 00:57:18,620 --> 00:57:21,120 Pardon me. I forgot to ask. 1228 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,700 Would you like tea or coffee? 1229 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:23,990 Booze. 1230 00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:25,830 I want booze. Can you get me some? 1231 00:57:27,870 --> 00:57:30,580 Booze is blasphemy in our religion. 1232 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:32,870 If you want, 1233 00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:35,540 I can intoxicate you with my eyes. 1234 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,830 There is a rumor in the market… 1235 00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,580 I don't know how true it is. 1236 00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:45,080 They say my eyes are identical to Rekha's. 1237 00:57:45,950 --> 00:57:46,870 Can I say something? 1238 00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:52,030 Your eyes are hardly identical to each other, let alone Rekha's. 1239 00:57:52,290 --> 00:57:53,130 Oh… 1240 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,120 Bilal. 1241 00:57:55,790 --> 00:57:56,630 Bila… 1242 00:57:57,870 --> 00:58:00,410 Shocked, aren't you? I was too. 1243 00:58:00,490 --> 00:58:02,330 That's Pooja's twin brother Karam. 1244 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,120 And he's your brother-in-law Shahrukh. 1245 00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:06,200 Him? 1246 00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:07,410 Shahrukh? 1247 00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:08,660 Then henceforth, I am Salman. 1248 00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:12,990 My father ruined his daughter's life for the sake of money. 1249 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,330 -Who let this douche in? -Who are you calling a douche? 1250 00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:16,740 You heard what I said. Feel it. 1251 00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:19,950 He is your future uncle. 1252 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,130 What uncle, brother-in-law… shit is this! 1253 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,870 Is this some kind of family drama? 1254 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,370 Sona bhai, she isn't answering my calls either. What do I do? 1255 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,370 I don't drink on duty. 1256 00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:33,540 I have already dialed her number. Just a minute. 1257 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,660 Radhe… 1258 00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,410 Hello. 1259 00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:39,080 Hello, Pooja. Sona Bhai. 1260 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,490 Don't utter that idiot's name. 1261 00:58:40,990 --> 00:58:41,830 Sona Bhai. 1262 00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:43,870 Just because he gave me a job, he won't stop chasing me. 1263 00:58:44,740 --> 00:58:45,830 Who did you call? 1264 00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:47,790 I think her brother answered the phone. 1265 00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:49,370 Brother, give the phone to Pooja. 1266 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:51,950 Sona Bhai is here with me, and you're on speaker. 1267 00:58:52,290 --> 00:58:53,750 Brother, give me the phone. 1268 00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:54,870 No, I won't. 1269 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,160 Please. 1270 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,080 First, tell me who is calling. 1271 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:57,990 It's Sona. 1272 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,160 You're not sleeping with anyone. 1273 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,910 Brother, my life, my rules, my phone, my balance. 1274 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,840 Hello, Sona Ji. 1275 00:59:03,910 --> 00:59:06,870 My brother called you an idiot, rascal, donkey, 1276 00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:08,830 stupid, and a good-for-nothing fool. 1277 00:59:09,870 --> 00:59:11,660 Your brother didn't call me all these things. 1278 00:59:11,870 --> 00:59:14,160 He did. I am sorry for that. 1279 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,120 I want to know about your whereabouts. 1280 00:59:19,370 --> 00:59:20,700 You informed us about one day's absence. 1281 00:59:20,870 --> 00:59:21,740 Two. 1282 00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:23,080 It's been three days now. 1283 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,450 You neither answer my calls nor do you reply. 1284 00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,500 You've stopped coming to the bar, as well. 1285 00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:27,870 I can't for a few more days. 1286 00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:28,780 Why? 1287 00:59:29,490 --> 00:59:30,530 I am menstruating. 1288 00:59:30,620 --> 00:59:32,530 I can't do anything for a couple of days. 1289 00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:33,830 Ladies problem. 1290 00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:36,740 Oh… why didn't you say so? 1291 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,580 Here's what you do. As soon as you're comfortable again, 1292 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,950 come immediately. 1293 00:59:41,950 --> 00:59:42,870 Bye. 1294 00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:44,490 Bye. 1295 00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:49,880 We can't do anything. 1296 00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,630 Can you get me a hot water bag? 1297 01:00:41,330 --> 01:00:44,030 Ladies problem! Ladies problem! 1298 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,740 Yes, I know. 1299 01:00:47,290 --> 01:00:48,130 Sleep. 1300 01:01:12,580 --> 01:01:13,450 Smiley. 1301 01:01:13,790 --> 01:01:14,630 Smiley. 1302 01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:17,740 -Who is it? -You… come here. 1303 01:01:17,910 --> 01:01:18,740 It's you. 1304 01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:20,460 Come, let's shower together. 1305 01:01:21,370 --> 01:01:22,700 His SIM card has been activated. 1306 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:24,700 -Whose? -Shahrukh's. 1307 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,240 He can make a call at any time. 1308 01:01:26,740 --> 01:01:29,530 I don't know why he's so inclined towards me these days. I don't know. 1309 01:01:29,830 --> 01:01:30,870 I am not doing this drama anymore. 1310 01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,490 Are you crazy? What are you doing? 1311 01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:34,330 Stand properly. Show some grace. 1312 01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:35,490 You will get us killed. 1313 01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:37,870 If Pari finds out about this, 1314 01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:39,700 then we are doomed! I am going to see her. 1315 01:01:39,790 --> 01:01:41,250 No need to go anywhere. 1316 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,740 I've called daddy's little girl here. 1317 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:44,910 -Here? -Yes. 1318 01:01:44,990 --> 01:01:47,660 -Why? -When she sees you dressed as a girl, 1319 01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:50,450 her doubts like why you have lipstick on your face will be cleared. 1320 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:51,630 Get it? 1321 01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:55,450 For the first time, you're making sense, buddy. 1322 01:01:55,790 --> 01:01:56,790 Radhe-Radhe. 1323 01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:59,370 Thank you. Thank you. 1324 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,330 -Man… I troubled you a lot, didn't I? -It's okay. 1325 01:02:03,410 --> 01:02:06,160 I feel so peaceful when I take you in my arms. 1326 01:02:06,370 --> 01:02:09,030 No wonder that idiot Shahrukh is head over heels for you. 1327 01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:11,160 Touch me. 1328 01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:12,870 What is it… Shut up! 1329 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,280 Oh, my God. 1330 01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:21,660 Being an Indian, how can you be half an hour early? 1331 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,030 This is wrong. 1332 01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:24,370 I am deeply hurt. 1333 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:25,700 Shut up. 1334 01:02:26,330 --> 01:02:27,620 I had my doubts, 1335 01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:29,580 but Sister-in-law, you too? 1336 01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:33,580 Stop your drama. 1337 01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:36,090 What do I do? Sakina. 1338 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,910 Sakina, listen to me. It's not what you think. 1339 01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:43,740 Shameless fellow! He's crossed all limits. 1340 01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:46,120 My suspicion has been confirmed. I hate him. 1341 01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:51,030 From today, no Pooja, only Karam. 1342 01:02:51,830 --> 01:02:52,910 Too much fun. 1343 01:02:53,990 --> 01:02:55,370 Hey! You are here. 1344 01:02:58,790 --> 01:02:59,670 I took it off. 1345 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:01,990 I see. 1346 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:03,660 Do you have no shame? 1347 01:03:04,450 --> 01:03:06,830 You're saying such a disgusting thing so proudly. 1348 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,030 -No… -First that lipstick and now this. 1349 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,950 Listen to me. 1350 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,880 What's there to listen? 1351 01:03:11,950 --> 01:03:13,700 -I've seen what I had to. -But… 1352 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,500 How could you stoop so low for money, Karam? 1353 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:17,080 -No… -Disgusting. 1354 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:17,990 What is disgusting? 1355 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,620 -Don't follow me! -Where else should I go? 1356 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,580 -Go to hell. -Where? 1357 01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:21,830 Go jump in the river. 1358 01:03:21,910 --> 01:03:23,700 I'm telling you that I took it off. 1359 01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:24,790 I forgot to add "from my body. " 1360 01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:26,780 I took it off my own body. 1361 01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:28,870 I own it! 1362 01:03:33,330 --> 01:03:34,240 Pari. 1363 01:03:34,370 --> 01:03:35,660 -Greetings, brother. Radhe-Radhe. -Yes! 1364 01:03:35,740 --> 01:03:37,740 Pari, that was my bra. At least, hear me out. 1365 01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:40,450 Really? I never saw you wear it before. Go to hell. 1366 01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:41,750 Those were my theater costumes. 1367 01:03:41,830 --> 01:03:44,240 You know I've been dressing up as Radha, Sita, Draupadi since childhood. 1368 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,490 -Don't believe me? -No. 1369 01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:47,990 -Want to speak to the organizer? -Yes. 1370 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,990 Of course. Talk to him. Organizer! 1371 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,410 Hello, Karam. 1372 01:03:55,490 --> 01:03:57,620 Did you finish trying out your clothes? Checked the bra yet? 1373 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,330 Yes, it's a bit tight. Have it loosened by two inches. 1374 01:04:04,830 --> 01:04:08,080 Karam, I thought… Forget it. I am sorry. 1375 01:04:09,330 --> 01:04:12,030 Don't doubt me. I am only yours. 1376 01:04:13,290 --> 01:04:14,250 I love you. 1377 01:04:17,370 --> 01:04:18,200 Love you, too. 1378 01:04:18,290 --> 01:04:19,920 You will have to go over my dead body. 1379 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:20,830 I will. 1380 01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:23,030 Please, buddy. Listen to me. Don't do it. 1381 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,200 He will have us both thrown in jail. 1382 01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:25,750 As if we are having the time of our lives right now! 1383 01:04:25,830 --> 01:04:26,910 This place is worse than jail. 1384 01:04:26,990 --> 01:04:28,910 My girlfriend, for whom I was doing all this would have left me. 1385 01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:30,330 -What's the point of all this? -Try to understand. 1386 01:04:30,410 --> 01:04:31,910 Let's find a solution. Let's Google… 1387 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,370 I'll go to Abu Salim right now, strip off every piece of cloth, 1388 01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,620 and transform from Pooja to Karam. 1389 01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:38,490 He should know, what he purchased as a moped, 1390 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:39,450 is actually a motorcycle. 1391 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,160 Forget the motorcycle. Man, he will beat us black and blue. 1392 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,490 Such a big lie, such a huge fraud. 1393 01:04:45,740 --> 01:04:47,580 I did have my doubts. 1394 01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:49,950 Keep hitting them. Don't stop. 1395 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:51,880 Uncle… 1396 01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:54,830 -Hit like this. -Oh, my! 1397 01:04:55,290 --> 01:04:56,500 Why are they hitting them so much? 1398 01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:57,780 -Hit these idiots. -Brother, please. 1399 01:04:57,910 --> 01:04:59,120 They lied to us. 1400 01:04:59,290 --> 01:05:00,210 Lied? 1401 01:05:02,910 --> 01:05:04,240 -Come. -Your bag… 1402 01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,830 Enough now, Uncle. 1403 01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:09,280 Please save me, Brother. 1404 01:05:09,370 --> 01:05:10,990 You rascals… 1405 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,660 Abu Daddy, what happened? Why are you beating these pure souls? 1406 01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:14,740 They lied to me. 1407 01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:16,580 Said we're going to watch Sunny's film. 1408 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:18,870 I said, "Let's go, nephews. " 1409 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,030 I watched for 20 minutes. 1410 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,410 Sunny Leone was tearing up the screen instead of Sunny Deol. 1411 01:05:24,490 --> 01:05:26,240 And someone else was uprooting the hand pump. 1412 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,700 -It was a small lie. -Small lie? 1413 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,780 You changed the entire gender, don't you dare call it a small lie. 1414 01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:36,030 Daughter-in-law, do you have anything to say? 1415 01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:39,160 Something about a moped becoming a motorcycle, right? 1416 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:40,700 We never had such a conversation. 1417 01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:42,740 I was just saying, 1418 01:05:42,830 --> 01:05:45,080 there is nothing wrong with watching Sunny Leone's film. 1419 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,160 Absolutely. I have nothing against Sunny Leone. 1420 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,490 She is a lovely girl. 1421 01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:50,490 But lies. 1422 01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:52,660 I cannot tolerate lies. 1423 01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:53,740 Beat him. 1424 01:05:53,830 --> 01:05:55,160 Brother. 1425 01:05:59,040 --> 01:05:59,920 Bro… 1426 01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:05,450 it took me two hours, two burgers, and three ice-creams to convince Sakina 1427 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:08,290 that I wasn't having an affair with her sister-in-law. 1428 01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:12,330 She checked my entire phone. Even the batteries. 1429 01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,490 Only then, she was convinced. 1430 01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:15,280 -It's not funny. -Quiet. Be quiet. 1431 01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:20,120 Do you know how tough it is to become a girl? 1432 01:06:20,950 --> 01:06:21,830 No. 1433 01:06:22,450 --> 01:06:25,870 Moreover, it's even more tough to be a girl. 1434 01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:27,950 Ask me. 1435 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,740 You are drunk. Get up. 1436 01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:36,490 I'll drop you at your in-law's place. 1437 01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:38,620 We brothers will ride together. Come on. 1438 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,120 God knows whose house you'll take me to this time. 1439 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,750 I'll go on my own. No, wait… 1440 01:06:57,580 --> 01:07:00,030 -Mom is awake. -Mom is awake. 1441 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,370 -Mom is awake. -Whose Mom? 1442 01:07:01,870 --> 01:07:04,200 -Dad. -Dad. 1443 01:07:04,290 --> 01:07:05,460 -Dad. -What happened? 1444 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:06,710 Go to bed. 1445 01:07:08,990 --> 01:07:10,870 Mom is awake. Mom is awake. 1446 01:07:10,950 --> 01:07:11,990 -You are awake. -Mom is awake. 1447 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,120 Mom is awake. 1448 01:07:14,290 --> 01:07:15,210 How did I get here? 1449 01:07:15,290 --> 01:07:18,000 You were lying unconscious on the street. I brought you here. 1450 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,840 Who wouldn't want to lift a flower? 1451 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,660 -Did I seem like a flower to you? -Absolutely. 1452 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,990 Even my first wife was a flower. She came with a flower pot. 1453 01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:31,370 I have a question. Were you drunk? 1454 01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:33,990 Yes. Just a little bit of scotch. 1455 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,620 It smelled like oranges. 1456 01:07:36,830 --> 01:07:39,870 Yes. I gulp down a few pegs when need be. 1457 01:07:39,950 --> 01:07:42,080 As you know, dancing in the bar and all… 1458 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,700 Just a few more days. 1459 01:07:43,790 --> 01:07:47,460 As soon as I get divorced, my children will have a mom. 1460 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,240 Dad, I want to swing in Mom's arms. 1461 01:07:50,330 --> 01:07:52,530 Dad, I want to drink milk. 1462 01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:57,240 Swinging in the arms is fine, but what's this demand about drinking milk? 1463 01:07:57,330 --> 01:07:59,450 The milk is boiling in the kitchen. He's talking about that. 1464 01:07:59,540 --> 01:08:01,130 Come on, son. Run along. 1465 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,120 Would you… like to be a mother? 1466 01:08:06,490 --> 01:08:08,830 I can't… be one. 1467 01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:09,780 Leave that to me. 1468 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,710 But… I am marrying someone else. 1469 01:08:12,790 --> 01:08:14,250 I will kill him and marry you. 1470 01:08:16,490 --> 01:08:17,530 You're blushing! 1471 01:08:17,870 --> 01:08:19,580 It's pretty late. I should leave. 1472 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:22,490 You cannot leave like this. I will drop you home. 1473 01:08:22,910 --> 01:08:23,990 You will drop me home? 1474 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:24,950 Why not? 1475 01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:27,530 Even I like to do some charity. 1476 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:39,530 So, this is where you live. 1477 01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:41,030 In that back alley. 1478 01:08:41,490 --> 01:08:42,490 Then we missed it. 1479 01:08:42,990 --> 01:08:45,030 Stopping in front of the house won't look nice. 1480 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,870 -Correct. -Do you know anyone here? 1481 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,280 Yes… few wretched people I know. 1482 01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:50,830 Okay, thanks. 1483 01:08:52,830 --> 01:08:55,490 Before you leave, say those three magic words. 1484 01:08:57,330 --> 01:08:59,660 I must… pee. 1485 01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:03,990 Oh, my! She was amazing! 1486 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:11,450 Sister-in-law. Uncle. Kiss. 1487 01:09:11,870 --> 01:09:12,780 Affair. 1488 01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:16,580 This is my case. 1489 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,160 I guess they arranged the money. 1490 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,030 I told you, Dad. Karam will manage. 1491 01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,950 Hey, you. Mr. Painter. 1492 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:33,530 Come here… 1493 01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:35,830 Mister. Hello. 1494 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:38,830 -Radhe-Radhe. -Radhe… Radhe-Radhe. 1495 01:09:38,910 --> 01:09:40,280 Radhe-Radhe. 1496 01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:44,210 Did you apply for a top-up loan to make more money? 1497 01:09:44,370 --> 01:09:47,490 Not at all. We've so much money now 1498 01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:49,160 that we can even lend you some. 1499 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,280 -I see. Come, let's sit on the lawn. -Please come. 1500 01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:54,240 Sit. I'll go make some tea. 1501 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:06,580 Wow. She's a bit different from what I imagined. 1502 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,370 But works for me. 1503 01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,370 Pooja. 1504 01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:14,120 Pooja? 1505 01:10:14,370 --> 01:10:15,700 Who are you, brother? 1506 01:10:15,830 --> 01:10:18,740 Mind your language. Do I look like a brother to you? 1507 01:10:18,830 --> 01:10:22,490 Credit card. Attention. Missing husband. Adjustment. Remember? 1508 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,080 Tiger. 1509 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,780 -Do you recognize me? -Tiger who? 1510 01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:31,410 I'll have you arrested for female harassment, you fool! 1511 01:10:31,910 --> 01:10:34,370 What's that Tiger from the bank doing here? 1512 01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:37,030 -Tell him. I am your Tiger. -What? 1513 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,120 You are my Pooja. 1514 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,870 Listen, you lizard. Have you ever seen Tiger's picture? 1515 01:10:41,330 --> 01:10:45,830 Uncle, you should be ashamed. Look at your age and her age. 1516 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,410 She is like your daughter. 1517 01:10:48,490 --> 01:10:53,410 Not like my daughter! She is my daughter. 1518 01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:56,530 -Aren't you Jagjeet? -I am Jagjeet. 1519 01:10:56,990 --> 01:10:57,910 Who are you? 1520 01:10:58,290 --> 01:11:01,040 -Are you Jagjeet? -Do you want to see my identity card? 1521 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,120 -You are back? -Yes, I am. 1522 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:05,160 Why did you come back in your final days? 1523 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,700 If you go out with Pooja, 1524 01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:09,670 people will say, "What a beautiful father-daughter duo. " 1525 01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:11,370 No one will call you Pooja's husband. 1526 01:11:11,450 --> 01:11:14,240 Listen, you idiot. Get lost. 1527 01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:15,580 Uncle, who is Pooja? 1528 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:17,990 I don't know which Pooja he is talking about. 1529 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,160 Mister, I think you have the wrong Jagjeet. 1530 01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:23,660 I am so sorry. My mistake. 1531 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:26,030 -If you need a credit card, please call-- -Get out. 1532 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,200 Get lost. 1533 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,950 -Have some. -It's okay. 1534 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:36,950 Look, as soon as you fulfill all my conditions, 1535 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,160 only then will we start preparing for the wedding. 1536 01:11:40,290 --> 01:11:43,670 Otherwise, Pari gets dozens of proposals. Every day! 1537 01:11:44,790 --> 01:11:45,670 Let's go. 1538 01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:51,280 Mr. Goldie. 1539 01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:52,370 Sona bhai. 1540 01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:54,660 Sir, Hindi is not allowed here. 1541 01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:55,990 Okay. 1542 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,450 -So, Mr. Goldie. -Yeah? 1543 01:11:57,540 --> 01:12:00,750 Your kids are very weak in dance and English. 1544 01:12:00,830 --> 01:12:01,740 No, no. 1545 01:12:03,330 --> 01:12:04,780 They can be weak in dance, 1546 01:12:04,870 --> 01:12:07,160 but in English… unpossible! 1547 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:09,540 Wait a minute. 1548 01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:13,160 It's the future mother of my children. 1549 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,530 Please talk in English. 1550 01:12:14,790 --> 01:12:15,670 Sorry. 1551 01:12:17,910 --> 01:12:18,740 Pooja. 1552 01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:19,950 Where are you? 1553 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,410 I am… kid's school. English medium. 1554 01:12:23,870 --> 01:12:25,200 Hindi no allowed here. 1555 01:12:25,370 --> 01:12:27,830 Even if Hindi isn't allowed, who allowed this English? 1556 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,450 So, to what do I owe this call? 1557 01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:32,540 -Sir. -Yes? 1558 01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:33,530 No Hindi, please. 1559 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:34,870 Pooja, talk. 1560 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,410 A girl isn't safe even with you around. 1561 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:38,530 Which girl? 1562 01:12:38,790 --> 01:12:39,630 Sir. 1563 01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:42,500 Which ladies? 1564 01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:45,580 Me. Mrs. Pooja Saajan Tiwari. 1565 01:12:45,830 --> 01:12:48,410 Mrs. Pooja Saajan Tiwari? 1566 01:12:49,540 --> 01:12:51,500 Children, stop your ears. 1567 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:56,000 Madam, how do you say haraamkhor in English? 1568 01:12:57,870 --> 01:12:59,120 And what about Kanoon ki ijjat? 1569 01:12:59,490 --> 01:13:00,490 Honor of the law. 1570 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,160 Who put hand on honor of law? 1571 01:13:06,370 --> 01:13:08,950 Some leech called Tiger from Lena Dena Bank. 1572 01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:10,740 I see. 1573 01:13:10,830 --> 01:13:12,530 He's sending me such dirty messages, 1574 01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:14,410 that every now and then I have to clean my phone with a disinfectant. 1575 01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:16,370 -That sister-- -Sir. 1576 01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:17,910 Please. 1577 01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:18,870 Hold, please. 1578 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:24,530 Madam, how to say Tucche, behen de takke and laundiabaaz in English? 1579 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:26,450 Stop chewing my brains, you bloody moron. 1580 01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:30,210 You good for nothing fool! Get lost, you wimp! 1581 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,120 Wasn't it fun to abuse in Hindi? 1582 01:13:33,290 --> 01:13:34,460 It's not the same in English. 1583 01:13:34,540 --> 01:13:35,420 Out! 1584 01:13:35,790 --> 01:13:38,170 Dad. Dad. 1585 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:40,240 You should drown yourself in booze. 1586 01:13:40,490 --> 01:13:45,410 My uncle Saajan Tiwari aka Sona bhai, 1587 01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:49,200 the third husband of Aunt Jumani, 1588 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,580 is having an affair with sister-in-law Pooja. 1589 01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:56,490 Have you been drinking in the morning? 1590 01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:59,990 Will you believe me when she bears his children? 1591 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:00,990 Enough! 1592 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,330 My daughter-in-law is naive and decent. 1593 01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:07,780 That man is a bloody… Forgive me, Lord. 1594 01:14:07,870 --> 01:14:08,830 Lord will forgive. 1595 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:09,990 He's a rascal. 1596 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,370 He certainly is! 1597 01:14:12,370 --> 01:14:15,530 At times he's with aunt, at times he's with sister-in-law. 1598 01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:19,660 He is slowly trapping all the women in our house. 1599 01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,700 Thank God, Mom is no more. 1600 01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:24,170 Or he would have become my father too. 1601 01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,160 Fear God, Son. 1602 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:28,750 At least leave the dead alone. 1603 01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:33,330 On top of that, Jumani keeps marrying such idiots. 1604 01:14:33,490 --> 01:14:35,410 One hell of a hobby! 1605 01:14:35,490 --> 01:14:39,580 See, children. This is the home of your new father. Go on. 1606 01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:40,490 …paint it, brother! 1607 01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:42,450 -Dad. -Dad. 1608 01:14:46,790 --> 01:14:47,750 Oh, my! 1609 01:14:57,790 --> 01:15:02,750 My heart is restless without you 1610 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:08,490 I am secretly waiting for you 1611 01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,030 Let them go. Let them breathe. 1612 01:15:10,450 --> 01:15:11,660 -Leave them. -Oh, yes! 1613 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:14,740 -Mom! -Mom! 1614 01:15:14,830 --> 01:15:16,200 Ms. Jumani, you're here. 1615 01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:18,240 Don't be so formal. 1616 01:15:18,330 --> 01:15:21,620 It's been a while. Please, don't stop me. 1617 01:15:23,410 --> 01:15:25,910 I came here for an important discussion. 1618 01:15:25,990 --> 01:15:26,950 Say it. 1619 01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,990 I was thinking of being pretty open about it. 1620 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,580 Be as open as you want. I am open to everything. 1621 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,870 Secretly waiting for you… 1622 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,240 What do you think about me? 1623 01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,490 Like family. 1624 01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:45,530 Oh, my! 1625 01:15:45,830 --> 01:15:47,370 -Thank you. -Welcome. 1626 01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:52,490 Actually, I've been married thrice. 1627 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,210 But I could never find true love. 1628 01:15:57,490 --> 01:16:00,490 So, I came to talk about marriage with you. 1629 01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:01,490 Marriage? 1630 01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:07,410 -Boys. Go play somewhere far away. -Mom! 1631 01:16:07,490 --> 01:16:08,910 Far… far away. 1632 01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:12,910 Hey! 1633 01:16:16,870 --> 01:16:18,160 -Sit. -Of course. 1634 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,080 Sit. 1635 01:16:22,830 --> 01:16:25,530 Even at this age, you bustle with energy. 1636 01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:28,700 This is just a trailer. The film is on another level! 1637 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,740 May God bless you with good health. 1638 01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:35,620 So, you have no objection to this marriage? 1639 01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:36,910 Me? 1640 01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:41,710 I have no objection to any kind of marriage or wedding! 1641 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,780 And what about the age factor… 1642 01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:51,080 Age is no restriction, nor is religion. 1643 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,740 These talks are rubbish. 1644 01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:55,120 And children? 1645 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,620 A few out of love are okay. 1646 01:16:58,700 --> 01:16:59,950 Otherwise, you already have two. 1647 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:03,410 Good God. 1648 01:17:03,490 --> 01:17:04,990 We'll surprise Karam. 1649 01:17:14,490 --> 01:17:18,120 Son, where does Tiger Pandey live? 1650 01:17:19,290 --> 01:17:20,130 Why? 1651 01:17:21,790 --> 01:17:23,090 He wants to open his account. 1652 01:17:25,410 --> 01:17:29,490 He drowned along with his entire family in the floods. 1653 01:17:31,290 --> 01:17:32,130 Sad news. 1654 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,280 Why are you lying, brother? 1655 01:17:34,370 --> 01:17:36,280 You're the only Tiger Pandey in the whole of Mathura. 1656 01:17:36,370 --> 01:17:37,240 Quiet. 1657 01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:39,780 But the name doesn't suit your body. 1658 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,200 Right. 1659 01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:42,500 I am thinking of dropping Pandey. 1660 01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:43,490 Lose the Tiger. 1661 01:17:43,790 --> 01:17:44,630 I see. 1662 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,240 Come here, you. 1663 01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:48,580 No… 1664 01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,700 Fourth marriage? 1665 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:53,200 You've married more times than the rooms we have in this house. 1666 01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:55,670 Brother, maybe you don't remember. 1667 01:17:55,740 --> 01:18:00,160 During my third wedding when we went to Ajmer, the wise man said, 1668 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,450 "When I marry someone younger than me, 1669 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,590 that marriage will last a lifetime. " 1670 01:18:05,950 --> 01:18:10,030 If she gets divorced then Sona bhai will come after sister-in-law Pooja. 1671 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,030 No. No. 1672 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:15,620 Jumani. It's wrong to end any relationship like this. 1673 01:18:15,790 --> 01:18:18,380 Try to understand each other. 1674 01:18:18,450 --> 01:18:20,950 Sona is a good catch. 1675 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,710 Don't dismiss him like that! 1676 01:18:22,790 --> 01:18:25,960 What if your next relationship turns out to be worse than this? 1677 01:18:30,950 --> 01:18:34,950 They raise the glasses in the bar… 1678 01:18:38,990 --> 01:18:40,870 Careful, old man. 1679 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:44,580 Can't you spot the difference, between young and old? 1680 01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,410 You seem familiar. 1681 01:18:52,490 --> 01:18:54,370 I am not God, I am a human being. 1682 01:18:54,870 --> 01:18:57,120 You must have seen me somewhere. What brings you here? 1683 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,080 I came here to talk about my divorce. 1684 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,990 -And I came here to talk about my wedding. -Wedding? 1685 01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:03,990 Really? 1686 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,960 There is only one woman in this house, who offers a buffet of marriages. 1687 01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:10,840 Who are you here for? 1688 01:19:10,910 --> 01:19:12,240 Greetings, son-in-law. 1689 01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:14,120 -Here comes bad luck. -Hello. 1690 01:19:14,290 --> 01:19:16,000 -It's my good luck… -Him? 1691 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,370 He is not with me. 1692 01:19:17,450 --> 01:19:18,490 He is on his own. 1693 01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,830 Who are you, sir? 1694 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,460 I am Jagjeet Singh from Mathura. 1695 01:19:24,990 --> 01:19:25,830 Marvelous. 1696 01:19:25,910 --> 01:19:27,120 -Jagjeet. -Yes. 1697 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,740 Shaukiya, take him inside. 1698 01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:31,450 -Come, I'll take you in. -Yes, let's go. 1699 01:19:31,540 --> 01:19:32,960 I am self-dependent. 1700 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:33,950 -Brother. -Yes? 1701 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,170 Quickly get done with him, and then we'll discuss the wedding. 1702 01:19:36,490 --> 01:19:37,620 I see. 1703 01:19:38,490 --> 01:19:40,200 You are in a hurry to get married. 1704 01:19:40,290 --> 01:19:41,500 Planning a wedding without a divorce. 1705 01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:43,160 -Hey… -Who? 1706 01:19:43,370 --> 01:19:44,700 I am talking to you. 1707 01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,080 I found myself a new husband. 1708 01:19:48,330 --> 01:19:49,370 I see. 1709 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:51,160 Radhe… 1710 01:19:52,330 --> 01:19:53,160 Excuse me. 1711 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,750 Dad… Dad? 1712 01:19:58,410 --> 01:20:00,740 What have you done to yourself? Did you swallow a bat? 1713 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,090 I've come to talk about marriage. 1714 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,450 Whose marriage? 1715 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:07,420 My marriage with Jumani. 1716 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,410 Don't let love drive you crazy again, Jagjeet. 1717 01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:14,240 It's not me. That gorgeous lady is crazy for me. 1718 01:20:14,330 --> 01:20:17,490 This man ruined three years of my youth. 1719 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,330 Youth? 1720 01:20:19,870 --> 01:20:22,990 You're that flop picture that I saw after the interval. 1721 01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:25,540 The first half is still a mystery. 1722 01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,490 -I'll bash him now! -Jumani. 1723 01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:29,410 -You look for an excuse to touch me. -Leave! 1724 01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:34,330 She came home, son. She said she can't live without me. 1725 01:20:34,410 --> 01:20:35,780 You've lost your mind in old age. 1726 01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,030 You don't want to sign the divorce papers? 1727 01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:39,660 Don't. 1728 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,160 I'll get married without a divorce. 1729 01:20:45,410 --> 01:20:46,240 Hello. 1730 01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:48,740 Pick up the phone sometimes. 1731 01:20:50,870 --> 01:20:54,370 Unfortunately, until they don't get divorced, 1732 01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:56,030 she cannot get married. 1733 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,280 And, we can't have any auspicious ceremonies for six months, anyway. 1734 01:21:01,330 --> 01:21:02,660 Let's get engaged then. 1735 01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:06,660 You are quite fast. 1736 01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:08,660 If you don't have any problem, 1737 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:10,870 then I don't have any objection. 1738 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,740 Let Karmu arrive. 1739 01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:14,580 Let's do the ring ceremony first, 1740 01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:15,700 Karam can join us later. 1741 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:17,580 Then who will I exchange rings with? 1742 01:21:18,410 --> 01:21:19,530 Me. 1743 01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:25,910 What are you saying? 1744 01:21:26,540 --> 01:21:28,790 How can the father-in-law exchange rings with the daughter-in-law? 1745 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,160 Father-in-law who? 1746 01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:31,780 Which daughter-in-law? 1747 01:21:32,290 --> 01:21:34,750 And why will she exchange rings with Karam? 1748 01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:36,870 Who else will I exchange rings with if not him? 1749 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:49,740 Jumani, if you didn't want to marry me, then why did you make those promises? 1750 01:21:49,950 --> 01:21:52,950 How could you even imagine such a thing? 1751 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,530 I love Karmu and I will only marry him. 1752 01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,740 Then why did you talk about marriage with me? 1753 01:21:57,990 --> 01:22:01,870 I came to talk about my marriage with Karmu. 1754 01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:02,990 Have you seen your age? 1755 01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:05,380 Age hardly matters, Jumani. 1756 01:22:05,910 --> 01:22:10,780 I promise I will lay all the comforts of the world at your feet. 1757 01:22:10,950 --> 01:22:12,490 You don't have that long. 1758 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,500 Remember, 1759 01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:19,990 sometimes even if it's the last over… the batsman swings pretty hard. 1760 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:23,080 I'll swing my arm so hard, that you will never forget. 1761 01:22:23,330 --> 01:22:25,410 Pooja, tell your father to leave. 1762 01:22:29,410 --> 01:22:30,530 Don't cry, dear. 1763 01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,780 Don't cry, child. 1764 01:22:31,870 --> 01:22:33,580 It's not a recent tradition, 1765 01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:35,450 but one followed for many generations. 1766 01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:39,210 A father is always humiliated at his daughter-in-law's house. 1767 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:40,950 I am leaving! 1768 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:03,620 Hello! Hello, Pooja, please don't hang up. 1769 01:23:03,910 --> 01:23:07,490 I am completely in love with you. 1770 01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,700 True love. 1771 01:23:08,950 --> 01:23:10,450 I love you! 1772 01:23:12,580 --> 01:23:13,410 Hello. 1773 01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:14,870 Hello. 1774 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:17,280 What is all this? 1775 01:23:17,370 --> 01:23:18,280 Give me my phone. 1776 01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:19,990 Who is Tiger? 1777 01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,200 Tiger Shroff. Are you a little kid? 1778 01:23:22,290 --> 01:23:23,710 I am not talking about Jackie's kid. 1779 01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:25,210 Who is this Tiger Pandey that's calling you? 1780 01:23:25,910 --> 01:23:26,780 Tiger Pandey. 1781 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,030 Someone I know. Why should I tell you? 1782 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:30,080 Why me? 1783 01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:31,990 It's about our family's honor, Pooja. 1784 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,370 About my father's reputation. 1785 01:23:33,450 --> 01:23:35,740 You take money from us, and have an affair with someone else. 1786 01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:36,780 Enough! 1787 01:23:37,540 --> 01:23:40,000 You are yet to pay 10,00,000 rupees. 1788 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,330 You will never get it, madam. 1789 01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:44,080 You call yourself my husband, right? Then behave like one. 1790 01:23:44,490 --> 01:23:46,530 -Let's do it tonight. -What… 1791 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:48,160 -Come on. -Stay away. 1792 01:23:48,580 --> 01:23:49,530 Don't cross the line. 1793 01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:51,620 You never gave me any line. 1794 01:23:51,870 --> 01:23:53,700 Ravage this fruit orchard. 1795 01:23:53,830 --> 01:23:55,240 Destroy it. 1796 01:23:55,330 --> 01:23:56,580 Cover your orchard. 1797 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:58,990 This Kiran will be Shahrukh's today. 1798 01:23:59,080 --> 01:23:59,910 -No. -Yes. 1799 01:23:59,990 --> 01:24:01,950 -No, no! -Yes. 1800 01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:03,990 Pooja, please! 1801 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,370 Listen to me. 1802 01:24:05,450 --> 01:24:06,700 -I am listening. -Please. 1803 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,290 -Stop. -What are you doing? 1804 01:24:08,370 --> 01:24:13,240 You must prove that you are my real husband. 1805 01:24:13,330 --> 01:24:14,700 Sleep. 1806 01:24:15,370 --> 01:24:16,580 Sleep… 1807 01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:23,330 -What? -Seems like my old love is back. 1808 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:24,830 Look, I was joking. 1809 01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:26,450 Forget whatever happened in the last couple of minutes. 1810 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:28,960 It was a prank. There's the camera. Hi. 1811 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,380 Stop kidding! 1812 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:31,830 Listen to my heartbeats. 1813 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,830 -This is no joke. -Control. 1814 01:24:33,910 --> 01:24:35,580 -Control. -I can't. 1815 01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,530 -Leave me. -Listen… 1816 01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:39,530 -Stay away. -It will be okay. 1817 01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:41,160 -One arm's distance. -I won't do anything. 1818 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,830 I set out… on my vehicle 1819 01:24:54,910 --> 01:24:58,240 On the roads and streets 1820 01:24:58,330 --> 01:25:00,910 I came to a turn 1821 01:25:00,990 --> 01:25:04,370 Where I lost my heart 1822 01:25:04,910 --> 01:25:07,620 I came to a turn 1823 01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:10,330 Where I lost my heart… 1824 01:25:14,290 --> 01:25:15,170 Shit. 1825 01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:23,780 What is this? 1826 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,870 Hair fall! Hair fall! 1827 01:25:27,990 --> 01:25:28,910 So much? 1828 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,450 Fake hair… 1829 01:25:33,870 --> 01:25:36,160 Not just the hair, everything is fake. 1830 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:38,030 See. 1831 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:40,500 And these too. 1832 01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:41,780 Have some vitamin C. 1833 01:25:43,450 --> 01:25:44,370 Hi. 1834 01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:45,990 Myself Karam. 1835 01:25:46,490 --> 01:25:47,950 And Karam is Pooja. 1836 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,130 Good Lord! 1837 01:26:03,740 --> 01:26:04,950 What have you done? 1838 01:26:07,990 --> 01:26:09,030 Sorry, buddy. 1839 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:10,080 Sorry? 1840 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:14,030 Sorry? 1841 01:26:17,870 --> 01:26:18,780 Oh… 1842 01:26:19,830 --> 01:26:20,830 Now I get it. 1843 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:25,200 The other night, when you fell in my arms, 1844 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,120 that feeling… 1845 01:26:28,740 --> 01:26:32,530 And the other day, when your hand unintentionally touched mine, 1846 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:33,960 that feeling… 1847 01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:36,790 I knew it felt like a guy's touch. 1848 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,490 Because you are not a girl, 1849 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,030 you are a guy. 1850 01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,660 -Yes, bro. -My God… 1851 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,530 That's what I like. Boys! 1852 01:26:57,790 --> 01:26:59,000 So, he's your love? 1853 01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:03,530 Good choice. 1854 01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:04,580 Thanks. 1855 01:27:05,740 --> 01:27:07,490 Why did you get married? 1856 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:11,160 Dad loves me a lot, 1857 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:13,080 and I love him. 1858 01:27:14,870 --> 01:27:16,120 I couldn't say no. 1859 01:27:16,620 --> 01:27:17,700 Ditto. 1860 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,240 And a father's love… 1861 01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:24,200 is the father of all kinds of love. 1862 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:27,240 A child stays in a mother's womb for nine months, 1863 01:27:27,330 --> 01:27:29,740 but forever on a father's conscience. 1864 01:27:30,330 --> 01:27:32,700 I cannot spend a lifetime in this house. 1865 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:35,790 I've become so prone to wearing a burka now, 1866 01:27:35,870 --> 01:27:39,490 yesterday when I ate kheer, I could only get the milk and not the rice. 1867 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:47,330 What do we do? Where do we go? 1868 01:27:48,660 --> 01:27:49,990 We don't have a choice, man! 1869 01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:52,870 What happened? 1870 01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:54,700 No, not over here. Go out. 1871 01:27:54,990 --> 01:27:56,700 Why is his phone unreachable? 1872 01:27:57,580 --> 01:27:58,700 Smiley. 1873 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:00,960 Hey, Sakina. 1874 01:28:07,330 --> 01:28:08,990 Who is vomiting at this hour? 1875 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:12,700 Wear your wig. 1876 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:16,370 Otherwise, my father will die of shock like my grandfather. 1877 01:28:23,740 --> 01:28:24,910 Daddy dearest. 1878 01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:27,030 There is no such thing as true love. 1879 01:28:27,290 --> 01:28:28,420 It's just a sham. 1880 01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:30,330 Absolutely right. 1881 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:33,960 Hello. 1882 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:37,420 Jagjeet. Congratulations. 1883 01:28:37,490 --> 01:28:38,830 Congratulations to you, too. 1884 01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,920 But what are you congratulating me for? 1885 01:28:40,990 --> 01:28:44,120 With the grace of Allah, Pooja is pregnant. 1886 01:28:45,370 --> 01:28:48,780 Pat… pat him on the back. 1887 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:49,950 What happened? 1888 01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,240 When did this happen? 1889 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:53,490 We just found out. 1890 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:56,030 Are you paying more money? 1891 01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,370 Forget money, 1892 01:28:57,450 --> 01:29:00,830 we'll give everything we have to our daughter-in-law. 1893 01:29:01,540 --> 01:29:03,420 You should celebrate too, Jagjeet. 1894 01:29:03,490 --> 01:29:04,700 You are going to be a grandfather. 1895 01:29:04,790 --> 01:29:05,750 Radhe-Radhe. 1896 01:29:05,870 --> 01:29:06,780 What happened? 1897 01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:12,120 Something that has never happened in this universe before! 1898 01:29:12,910 --> 01:29:14,120 -Radhe-Radhe. -Radhe-Radhe. 1899 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:17,950 I am very happy today. Do pray. 1900 01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:18,880 Oh, yes. 1901 01:29:18,950 --> 01:29:21,660 First, at least know who you should pray for. 1902 01:29:22,370 --> 01:29:23,280 Do tell! 1903 01:29:23,450 --> 01:29:25,370 My daughter-in-law is pregnant. 1904 01:29:25,450 --> 01:29:26,870 Marvelous. 1905 01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:27,950 What is happening? 1906 01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:32,530 If your blank check gets en-cashed, this is how you lose your mind. 1907 01:29:32,990 --> 01:29:34,240 Has a murder ever taken place in your house? 1908 01:29:34,830 --> 01:29:35,660 No. 1909 01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:37,700 Stop your father or there will be one. 1910 01:29:39,490 --> 01:29:42,120 Hey, mister. Get in line. We've been waiting for a long time. 1911 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,030 Get lost. 1912 01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:44,990 He is my son. 1913 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,030 We are seeing this day because of his hard work. 1914 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:49,030 I'll always be grateful for the happiness 1915 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,620 you've bestowed upon me today. 1916 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:53,490 Dad, we need to talk. 1917 01:29:53,910 --> 01:29:54,740 Go ahead. 1918 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:58,170 I've something to tell you, but… 1919 01:29:58,450 --> 01:29:59,330 Tell me. 1920 01:30:01,330 --> 01:30:02,450 Pooja cannot get pregnant. 1921 01:30:04,870 --> 01:30:05,780 As in? 1922 01:30:05,870 --> 01:30:07,740 As in, I can't become a father, she can't become an aunt. 1923 01:30:07,830 --> 01:30:09,490 You can't become a grandfather. Him… I don't know. 1924 01:30:11,410 --> 01:30:12,410 But you… 1925 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:14,410 No, no… 1926 01:30:14,790 --> 01:30:17,750 Don't blame daughter-in-law for your weaknesses. 1927 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:20,330 It's not my fault. The doctors advised her against it. Go tell them. 1928 01:30:20,410 --> 01:30:22,080 -Are you sure? -I swear on my father. 1929 01:30:23,370 --> 01:30:24,490 Good Lord. 1930 01:30:24,660 --> 01:30:26,080 Bilal. Javed. 1931 01:30:26,660 --> 01:30:29,660 Take all the gifts back. Make sure you count the cash. 1932 01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:30,700 Goodbye. 1933 01:30:30,790 --> 01:30:31,880 But what happened? 1934 01:30:31,950 --> 01:30:34,620 Nothing happened, that's why we're taking all the gifts back. 1935 01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:35,530 Please, leave. 1936 01:30:35,620 --> 01:30:36,490 I don't know how to tell you. 1937 01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:39,330 I thought I would become a grandfather… 1938 01:30:39,410 --> 01:30:41,410 I wanted to tell you, but… 1939 01:30:41,490 --> 01:30:42,780 -Leave. -Tell him, Sakina. 1940 01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:44,830 -Dad. Let's talk about it. -Dad… 1941 01:30:44,910 --> 01:30:45,950 -Dad. -Dad. 1942 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,120 Dad! 1943 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:48,870 -Brother Shaukiya! -Dad! 1944 01:30:49,410 --> 01:30:50,870 -Dad! -Dad! 1945 01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,580 -Is he dead? -Dad! 1946 01:30:52,660 --> 01:30:54,120 What is wrong with him? 1947 01:30:54,450 --> 01:30:56,780 Yes, tell him to stop drinking. 1948 01:30:56,870 --> 01:30:57,740 Brother. 1949 01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,240 Brother. 1950 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:01,370 What happened to him? 1951 01:31:03,950 --> 01:31:05,620 What happened to my brother? 1952 01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:07,370 Brother is fine. 1953 01:31:07,450 --> 01:31:10,410 But what if something would have happened to me because of your face? 1954 01:31:10,540 --> 01:31:11,670 Do you want a beating? 1955 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,620 What happened to my brother? 1956 01:31:13,910 --> 01:31:16,870 I came straight from the beauty parlor when I got the news. 1957 01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:19,490 Thank God, you're not coming from the spa. Otherwise… 1958 01:31:19,830 --> 01:31:20,780 Seems like he needs a beating, as well. 1959 01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:22,530 Someone, please tell me what happened! 1960 01:31:22,620 --> 01:31:24,870 He had chest pain. Almost a heart attack. 1961 01:31:24,950 --> 01:31:26,240 How? Why? 1962 01:31:28,660 --> 01:31:30,990 Pooja cannot have children. That's why. 1963 01:31:32,580 --> 01:31:33,870 Pooja can't have children? 1964 01:31:37,580 --> 01:31:39,160 Pooja. Come here. 1965 01:31:39,910 --> 01:31:42,280 Take a glass of hot milk. Add some turmeric… 1966 01:31:42,370 --> 01:31:46,120 We know the process. Milk. Shilajit. We know. 1967 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,450 Scientifically, she can't. 1968 01:31:50,950 --> 01:31:54,490 Where science ends, he begins. 1969 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:56,030 Who? 1970 01:31:57,950 --> 01:31:59,660 Is this Baba House or the Parliament? 1971 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:03,580 Who is spitting? 1972 01:32:03,830 --> 01:32:06,450 I told you, Dad. People will spit on us. 1973 01:32:06,540 --> 01:32:08,340 It's not spit. It's perfume. 1974 01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:10,660 -Let's go. -I am not going in. 1975 01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,740 What are you doing? 1976 01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,380 This is Dad's wish. We must fulfill it. 1977 01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,580 You have come too far in the act now. A little more won't hurt. 1978 01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:31,280 She can't have a child. 1979 01:32:31,370 --> 01:32:32,280 What? 1980 01:32:32,790 --> 01:32:35,290 It's okay, Pooja. We'll try again. Come. 1981 01:32:35,370 --> 01:32:38,740 She can have children! That too, twins! 1982 01:32:38,830 --> 01:32:39,830 This Baba is a fraud. 1983 01:32:39,910 --> 01:32:42,740 Absolutely right. My innocent daughter is right. 1984 01:32:42,830 --> 01:32:43,990 When did you arrive? 1985 01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:45,620 On 20th February, 1956. 1986 01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:47,240 He isn't asking for your birth date. 1987 01:32:47,330 --> 01:32:50,530 Look, won't we both become grandparents? 1988 01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:51,870 No. No. Let's go. 1989 01:32:51,950 --> 01:32:52,950 -Yes, let's go. -Come on. 1990 01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:53,920 Calling me a fraud? 1991 01:32:54,870 --> 01:32:57,240 All the children that you see here… 1992 01:32:57,490 --> 01:33:02,080 Raju, Bittu, Vikki, Donor, Sonu's Titu's Sweety… 1993 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,450 They all are a result of my treatment. 1994 01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:07,590 -The doctor said I can't have children. -Yes, the doctor… 1995 01:33:07,660 --> 01:33:10,950 I've blessed big doctors with little ones. 1996 01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:14,080 Look, we only want only one little one… 1997 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,160 I mean only one child. Only one. 1998 01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:17,080 Right, child? 1999 01:33:20,330 --> 01:33:23,830 These people are hellbent on getting me pregnant, which is impossible. 2000 01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:25,870 Talk to your family! 2001 01:33:25,950 --> 01:33:27,950 Even I am tired of them. 2002 01:33:28,290 --> 01:33:30,210 I would move out if I found a better family. 2003 01:33:30,290 --> 01:33:31,750 Pooja. Pooja. 2004 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:33,830 I cannot take this anymore. 2005 01:33:33,910 --> 01:33:35,160 Then take the rollers off and wash your face. 2006 01:33:36,490 --> 01:33:38,370 I wasn't talking about this. 2007 01:33:38,450 --> 01:33:40,700 I am talking about your brother Karmu. 2008 01:33:40,910 --> 01:33:42,330 He isn't answering my calls. 2009 01:33:42,580 --> 01:33:45,700 Tell him to talk to me. 2010 01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:48,870 Look, Auntie. Karam is my brother. 2011 01:33:48,950 --> 01:33:51,030 But he's a womanizer! 2012 01:33:51,290 --> 01:33:53,250 Sorry for my language. He's a big flirt. 2013 01:33:53,330 --> 01:33:54,700 He proposes to anyone. 2014 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:57,080 He still has a couple of ongoing affairs. 2015 01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:01,710 You won't understand, Pooja. 2016 01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:07,120 Freelancers go from pillar to post. 2017 01:34:07,580 --> 01:34:11,780 And only those with a permanent job stay in one place. 2018 01:34:12,450 --> 01:34:13,370 And anyway, 2019 01:34:16,410 --> 01:34:18,080 like a Pathaan once said, 2020 01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:21,380 "When you love someone with dedication, 2021 01:34:21,450 --> 01:34:25,240 the universe conspires to unite you two. " 2022 01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:26,280 Hello. 2023 01:34:27,410 --> 01:34:28,910 -One suggestion. -What? 2024 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,120 -Don't ever say this dialogue again. -Why? 2025 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,990 -If Shahrukh hears you… -Not me. The real one. 2026 01:34:34,450 --> 01:34:35,370 He won't be able to bear it. 2027 01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,160 I don't care. 2028 01:34:37,830 --> 01:34:39,620 If your brother doesn't come and see me… 2029 01:34:39,870 --> 01:34:42,700 I will swallow poison and die. 2030 01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:44,370 Good God! 2031 01:34:44,790 --> 01:34:46,590 Judging by the clowns your family is made up of, 2032 01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:48,410 you should put them on display and sell tickets. 2033 01:34:48,490 --> 01:34:50,990 I understand. But you must meet her once. 2034 01:34:51,290 --> 01:34:54,000 If she dies, then… What is the name of your friend from Mathura? 2035 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,370 Your brother-in-law. Smiley. 2036 01:34:55,450 --> 01:34:56,530 Yes. How embarrassing! 2037 01:34:56,620 --> 01:34:58,200 He and Sakina can never get married. 2038 01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:03,920 Radhe… 2039 01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:06,660 Smiley bro, are you feeling restless without Pooja? 2040 01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:09,910 I don't, but Sona bhai does. 2041 01:35:09,990 --> 01:35:12,780 You sound as if he's pointing a gun at your head. 2042 01:35:12,870 --> 01:35:14,530 Don't be stupid. 2043 01:35:14,620 --> 01:35:16,870 Sona bhai is a gem of a person. 2044 01:35:16,950 --> 01:35:19,620 He is a great guy. And he loves you a lot. 2045 01:35:20,330 --> 01:35:21,240 Am I right, Sona bhai? 2046 01:35:22,910 --> 01:35:23,950 Pooja. 2047 01:35:24,370 --> 01:35:26,030 Where are you? 2048 01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:27,580 Hi, Sona. 2049 01:35:28,540 --> 01:35:30,420 I am good. Just hold on. 2050 01:35:31,870 --> 01:35:33,490 Hello, Karmu. 2051 01:35:34,870 --> 01:35:35,950 Where have you reached? 2052 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:38,630 Yes, Jumani. Get to Pappu's Diner. 2053 01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:40,030 Order some food. I will be there. 2054 01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:43,000 Yes, what were you saying? 2055 01:35:43,540 --> 01:35:46,380 Tell me… when are we meeting? 2056 01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:50,120 I am busy right now. I'll meet you later. Till then just chill. 2057 01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,200 We have to meet today. 2058 01:35:51,290 --> 01:35:52,250 I can't. 2059 01:35:52,620 --> 01:35:54,330 Pooja, look. 2060 01:35:54,870 --> 01:35:56,740 If you don't show up in 30 minutes, 2061 01:35:57,040 --> 01:36:01,040 then you'll have to let me know where to send Smiley's dead body. 2062 01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,490 -Kill him. -What are you saying? 2063 01:36:03,580 --> 01:36:04,700 I mean give him the phone. 2064 01:36:04,790 --> 01:36:06,790 -We're on speaker. -Yes, we're on speaker. Go ahead. 2065 01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:09,740 I'm sending you the location. See you. 2066 01:36:10,330 --> 01:36:11,200 She is sending it. 2067 01:36:14,330 --> 01:36:15,660 How am I going to meet them both? 2068 01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:16,950 I'm doomed. 2069 01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:18,950 I know you want it 2070 01:36:22,450 --> 01:36:23,780 I like it like that 2071 01:36:24,790 --> 01:36:26,090 Pooja. Here… 2072 01:36:30,370 --> 01:36:31,740 Is this any way to call someone? 2073 01:36:31,910 --> 01:36:33,910 Threatening an innocent Sikh man. 2074 01:36:33,990 --> 01:36:35,830 Yes, sister, I am deeply hurt. 2075 01:36:35,910 --> 01:36:36,740 Shut up. 2076 01:36:37,830 --> 01:36:39,280 Is this any way to call anyone for marriage? 2077 01:36:40,870 --> 01:36:43,910 How much does your mobile weigh? 2078 01:36:43,990 --> 01:36:45,160 Around 300 grams. 2079 01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:46,740 Then why don't you pick it up? 2080 01:36:47,410 --> 01:36:51,870 Look, Pooja, why don't you understand, 2081 01:36:51,950 --> 01:36:54,080 I cannot live without you. 2082 01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:55,160 Never. 2083 01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:58,080 I live for you, die for you! I'll live down your street! 2084 01:36:58,160 --> 01:36:59,870 Life without you is impossible. 2085 01:36:59,950 --> 01:37:01,030 Life is short. 2086 01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:03,450 This is not a game. Deewane, Parwane, Khurrane. 2087 01:37:04,790 --> 01:37:07,750 I told you a dozen times I am getting married to a guy. 2088 01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:09,660 What does the guy do? 2089 01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:11,290 He loves me a lot. 2090 01:37:11,370 --> 01:37:13,910 I didn't mean personally. I meant professionally. 2091 01:37:14,580 --> 01:37:15,660 He is in CBI. 2092 01:37:16,370 --> 01:37:18,030 Scared you, right? 2093 01:37:18,370 --> 01:37:19,490 It even scared me that night. 2094 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,620 CBI stands for Central Bank of India. He's a cashier there. 2095 01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:25,490 You should tell the full form then. Right? 2096 01:37:25,580 --> 01:37:26,620 Correct. Correct. 2097 01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:36,410 It's so hot in here. AC is not working. 2098 01:37:36,490 --> 01:37:37,530 I feel repressed. 2099 01:37:38,370 --> 01:37:40,410 I must rush to the toilet. 2100 01:37:40,490 --> 01:37:41,410 Go on, sister. 2101 01:37:41,910 --> 01:37:43,200 Or you might just do it here. 2102 01:37:43,910 --> 01:37:44,740 Right? 2103 01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:48,580 Hello. Have you reached Pappu's Diner? 2104 01:37:48,660 --> 01:37:50,370 I already had half a dozen parathas. 2105 01:37:50,450 --> 01:37:51,530 Didn't like them at all. 2106 01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,280 I am at the cafe next door. 2107 01:37:53,370 --> 01:37:54,950 -Come here. -Coming. 2108 01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,030 Two minutes. 2109 01:37:58,160 --> 01:37:58,990 Hey… 2110 01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:00,380 This is the gents toilet. 2111 01:38:00,740 --> 01:38:02,410 -Ladies toilet is over there. -Sorry. 2112 01:38:05,870 --> 01:38:07,030 I'm looking beautiful. 2113 01:38:08,620 --> 01:38:09,580 What is all this? 2114 01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,120 Is this the correct way? You'll commit suicide if I don't come! 2115 01:38:12,990 --> 01:38:15,410 First, you took the sister, and now you want the brother, as well. 2116 01:38:15,790 --> 01:38:17,710 Here's some advice, take my father too. 2117 01:38:17,990 --> 01:38:19,280 And end our family. 2118 01:38:19,370 --> 01:38:20,410 Your father? 2119 01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:22,200 He's a bad deal. 2120 01:38:22,830 --> 01:38:23,830 I want you. 2121 01:38:23,910 --> 01:38:24,910 I don't want you. 2122 01:38:25,410 --> 01:38:27,830 I love someone else. Her name is Pari. 2123 01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:29,090 I love her a lot. 2124 01:38:31,950 --> 01:38:33,280 Don't cry like that, I won't be able to control my laughter. 2125 01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:35,200 What is it that I lack? 2126 01:38:35,290 --> 01:38:36,290 I'll WhatsApp you the entire list. 2127 01:38:36,370 --> 01:38:38,910 Right now, it's not you, it's the place. Let's go to Pappu's Diner. 2128 01:38:38,990 --> 01:38:41,280 No, I don't want to go to Pappu's Diner. 2129 01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:42,750 Look around. 2130 01:38:42,830 --> 01:38:44,200 There are young people all around, just like us. 2131 01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:45,910 Young? 2132 01:38:48,990 --> 01:38:50,280 It's time to go to the toilet. 2133 01:38:50,910 --> 01:38:52,240 How can there be a fixed time for it? 2134 01:38:52,330 --> 01:38:55,330 This is not like Swiggy or Zomato, which arrives on order. 2135 01:38:55,410 --> 01:38:56,830 Hold it till tomorrow. 2136 01:38:56,910 --> 01:38:58,450 This is yesterday's! 2137 01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:01,950 She disconnected my call. 2138 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,910 Excuse me. 2139 01:39:20,370 --> 01:39:22,200 One orange on that table. 2140 01:39:22,580 --> 01:39:23,410 Sure, ma'am. 2141 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,740 Well, my job was to unite two love birds. 2142 01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:31,080 -I'll see you guys later. Okay, sister. -Yes, leave. 2143 01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:31,990 Bye. 2144 01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:37,040 Pooja, why do you have a hand on your heart? 2145 01:39:38,830 --> 01:39:42,530 You hurt me so much, that my heart on this side is aching. 2146 01:39:42,910 --> 01:39:43,830 I see. 2147 01:39:46,870 --> 01:39:49,240 Madam, your orange juice. 2148 01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:52,630 I asked for the fruit, but you brought juice instead. 2149 01:39:52,990 --> 01:39:54,410 This is healthy as well, madam. 2150 01:39:54,490 --> 01:39:56,450 -Come on. -Are you a dietician? 2151 01:39:56,830 --> 01:39:58,200 Just get what madam ordered. 2152 01:39:58,290 --> 01:39:59,250 Come on, out. 2153 01:39:59,870 --> 01:40:00,740 Pooja, 2154 01:40:01,910 --> 01:40:03,870 I have a small request. 2155 01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:06,910 If not me, think about my children. 2156 01:40:07,290 --> 01:40:08,960 How can they live without a mother? 2157 01:40:09,490 --> 01:40:12,740 If this was just an infatuation, I would have cheated on him. 2158 01:40:12,830 --> 01:40:14,870 -But we are childhood sweethearts. -Child… 2159 01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,200 -Childhood? -We used to play doctor-doctor together. 2160 01:40:17,950 --> 01:40:19,240 You know what doctor-doctor is, right? 2161 01:40:19,790 --> 01:40:22,340 Madam, we are out of fresh oranges. 2162 01:40:22,410 --> 01:40:24,160 Can I get you a watermelon? 2163 01:40:24,370 --> 01:40:25,200 Watermelon? 2164 01:40:25,870 --> 01:40:26,700 Do you have anything smaller? 2165 01:40:26,790 --> 01:40:28,340 Madam, grapes? 2166 01:40:28,410 --> 01:40:30,200 So… Narrow-minded! 2167 01:40:30,450 --> 01:40:31,450 That leaves us with bananas. 2168 01:40:31,660 --> 01:40:32,490 Shut up. 2169 01:40:32,580 --> 01:40:33,490 Get out! 2170 01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:34,920 Banana! 2171 01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:41,450 Toilet… 2172 01:40:41,540 --> 01:40:43,170 -Toilet? -I got to go. 2173 01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:47,200 Look, Pooja. Take ten minutes extra, 2174 01:40:47,290 --> 01:40:48,750 but finish your business this time. 2175 01:40:58,790 --> 01:40:59,920 Radhe-Radhe, Mr. Sona. 2176 01:40:59,990 --> 01:41:02,240 Radhe-Radhe. You are early. 2177 01:41:02,450 --> 01:41:04,120 Why did you suddenly call me here? 2178 01:41:04,330 --> 01:41:07,030 -Pooja isn't listening to me. -Oh. 2179 01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:10,200 So I thought, if one female speaks to another, 2180 01:41:10,370 --> 01:41:11,410 it will make a difference. 2181 01:41:11,580 --> 01:41:13,160 But where is Pooja? 2182 01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:20,450 Karam. 2183 01:41:22,490 --> 01:41:23,330 Cake, sir. 2184 01:41:23,410 --> 01:41:24,410 Come on, stand up. 2185 01:41:24,490 --> 01:41:26,080 I was going to stand up anyway. 2186 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:27,580 Close your eyes. 2187 01:41:28,450 --> 01:41:29,450 I won't. 2188 01:41:29,540 --> 01:41:30,670 Please do it. 2189 01:41:31,790 --> 01:41:32,670 Fine. 2190 01:41:33,870 --> 01:41:40,080 I always wished to go down on my knees and propose to my boyfriend. 2191 01:41:40,660 --> 01:41:41,870 I love you, Karam. 2192 01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,960 No woman should bow before any man. 2193 01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:45,090 Get up. What are you doing? 2194 01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:47,530 Have you lost your mind? 2195 01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:49,240 Yes, in your love. 2196 01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:57,700 Hello. 2197 01:41:57,790 --> 01:41:58,670 Where are you? 2198 01:41:58,950 --> 01:42:01,700 I am with a client, on duty. 2199 01:42:02,370 --> 01:42:03,660 Do it properly. 2200 01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:07,040 Don't get fired from this job, as well. 2201 01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:12,080 Hello. 2202 01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:15,030 Who was it? 2203 01:42:15,580 --> 01:42:18,740 It's… time to go to the toilet. 2204 01:42:18,830 --> 01:42:19,660 Again? 2205 01:42:19,870 --> 01:42:20,700 Yes. 2206 01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:21,950 But… 2207 01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:33,880 Now you two must take three dips in the Yamuna River. 2208 01:42:34,370 --> 01:42:35,370 Hold hands. 2209 01:42:36,290 --> 01:42:38,090 Not mine. Hold your wife's hand. 2210 01:42:39,410 --> 01:42:41,950 Now take God's name and go ahead. 2211 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,590 You'll be successful. Okay? 2212 01:42:43,660 --> 01:42:44,490 -Go. -Careful. 2213 01:42:44,580 --> 01:42:48,490 Dad, why travel all the way from Agra to Mathura to take a dip? 2214 01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:51,620 -For the heir of the family. -For what? 2215 01:43:06,540 --> 01:43:07,630 -One. -One. 2216 01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:14,290 -Two. -Two. 2217 01:43:16,830 --> 01:43:17,830 -Three. -Three. 2218 01:43:21,660 --> 01:43:22,870 Good God… 2219 01:43:26,330 --> 01:43:27,160 Pooja. 2220 01:43:28,540 --> 01:43:29,790 -Pooja. -Pooja. 2221 01:43:29,950 --> 01:43:31,240 Dearest… Sister-in-law. 2222 01:43:31,330 --> 01:43:32,200 Pooja. 2223 01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:34,700 -Baba, where's Pooja? -Pooja! 2224 01:43:34,790 --> 01:43:35,710 Where is Pooja? 2225 01:43:35,990 --> 01:43:37,280 Pooja drowned. 2226 01:43:37,370 --> 01:43:38,330 Pooja. 2227 01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:40,910 My daughter has drowned. 2228 01:43:41,330 --> 01:43:42,740 Look for her! 2229 01:43:42,990 --> 01:43:44,370 -Pooja. -Pooja! 2230 01:43:44,450 --> 01:43:46,030 Find her. Please, find her. 2231 01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:47,240 -Where did she go? -Pooja! 2232 01:43:47,330 --> 01:43:48,410 Where did she disappear? 2233 01:43:48,490 --> 01:43:50,030 My daughter has drowned. 2234 01:43:51,160 --> 01:43:52,990 Not me. Find Pooja. 2235 01:43:53,580 --> 01:43:54,580 Uncle, careful! What are you doing?! 2236 01:43:54,660 --> 01:43:56,240 -Pooja! -Pooja! 2237 01:43:56,330 --> 01:43:57,830 Pooja. 2238 01:43:57,910 --> 01:43:59,280 -Find her. -Did you find her? 2239 01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:02,200 Dearest sister-in-law, my foot! You killed her. 2240 01:44:03,290 --> 01:44:04,290 Sister-in-law! 2241 01:44:11,410 --> 01:44:12,330 They killed her. 2242 01:44:12,450 --> 01:44:14,580 They killed Pooja. 2243 01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:17,450 For the sake of a child, 2244 01:44:17,790 --> 01:44:21,090 they took my daughter's life. 2245 01:44:21,540 --> 01:44:23,290 I had only one daughter. 2246 01:44:23,370 --> 01:44:24,870 I could have had another. 2247 01:44:25,990 --> 01:44:31,120 But an evil Surpanakha ruined my plan. 2248 01:44:31,450 --> 01:44:34,620 -Mom, who is this evil Surpanakha? -Shut up! 2249 01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:38,660 Ladies and gentlemen, my countrymen… 2250 01:44:38,870 --> 01:44:42,580 these three men killed my daughter. 2251 01:44:42,740 --> 01:44:45,240 I couldn't save you. 2252 01:44:45,330 --> 01:44:49,030 Look, what happened was an accident. 2253 01:44:49,950 --> 01:44:52,080 Even we are sad about Pooja's demise. 2254 01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,460 You're lying, old man. 2255 01:45:00,740 --> 01:45:02,530 Why is he carrying a belt? 2256 01:45:02,620 --> 01:45:06,160 Maybe he forgot to put it on after hearing about his sister. 2257 01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:10,490 Who told my sister to bear a child? 2258 01:45:13,410 --> 01:45:16,330 So, you want me to utter his name? 2259 01:45:16,830 --> 01:45:18,370 Forget it. Let it go. 2260 01:45:18,450 --> 01:45:20,870 Have a big heart like your big belt and forgive him. 2261 01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:22,700 It will give peace to our daughter-in-law's soul. 2262 01:45:22,790 --> 01:45:23,710 Daughter-in-law! 2263 01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:25,240 That's the problem. 2264 01:45:25,830 --> 01:45:27,830 This wouldn't have happened if you had treated her as a daughter. 2265 01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:30,200 Who took her to the Baba? 2266 01:45:30,790 --> 01:45:32,210 Where's the beauty queen of your family? 2267 01:45:32,290 --> 01:45:35,710 Beauty queen? We have no such member in the family. 2268 01:45:35,790 --> 01:45:37,290 Idiot, your aunt. 2269 01:45:37,370 --> 01:45:38,700 There she is. 2270 01:45:39,740 --> 01:45:41,030 You took her to that Baba, right? 2271 01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:42,990 I swear on my children. 2272 01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:45,490 I always treated Pooja as my elder sister… 2273 01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:47,280 -and I have always helped her. -Take this woman away. 2274 01:45:47,660 --> 01:45:49,200 I don't hit women. 2275 01:45:49,290 --> 01:45:51,210 You can hit her with the belt though. 2276 01:45:51,580 --> 01:45:53,240 Idiot. Do you want a beating? 2277 01:45:54,330 --> 01:45:59,410 But Karmu, you said you don't talk to your sister. 2278 01:45:59,830 --> 01:46:01,450 Where is this love suddenly coming from? 2279 01:46:01,540 --> 01:46:02,920 I thought I'd speak to her today. 2280 01:46:02,990 --> 01:46:05,530 But my sister's life ended before I could start a conversation. 2281 01:46:05,740 --> 01:46:09,280 You guys drowned my sister in Yamuna and killed her, you rascals. 2282 01:46:10,370 --> 01:46:12,700 It's people like you who inspire Crime Patrol episodes. 2283 01:46:13,490 --> 01:46:15,530 Daughter-in-law, dowry, children, murder! 2284 01:46:15,910 --> 01:46:17,660 And soon a web series will air. 2285 01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:19,530 "Revenge of my sister's death. " 2286 01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:23,780 A brother beats his sister's in-laws to death with his belt, 2287 01:46:23,870 --> 01:46:25,280 and sets the manor on fire. 2288 01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:28,410 And then he surrenders at Agra police station. 2289 01:46:28,490 --> 01:46:29,370 Hey, you! 2290 01:46:30,290 --> 01:46:32,380 Don't mistake our silence for our weakness. 2291 01:46:32,450 --> 01:46:35,030 Hey, you… I don't mistake you for anything. 2292 01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:36,330 See… that's the problem. 2293 01:46:36,410 --> 01:46:38,780 The more you let these douches in, the more harmful they are. 2294 01:46:38,870 --> 01:46:43,620 Pizza is better when served hot, and brothers-in-law are better when calm. 2295 01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:44,950 Hi. 2296 01:46:45,620 --> 01:46:47,160 I am Tiger Pandey from Lena Dena Bank. 2297 01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:48,700 Is this Pooja's house? 2298 01:46:48,790 --> 01:46:50,670 -Yes, it is. -Pooja is no more. 2299 01:46:51,580 --> 01:46:52,620 No more? No… 2300 01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:56,780 I am talking about Ms. Pooja. 36-24-36… curvaceous body. 2301 01:46:56,870 --> 01:46:57,950 -Where is she? -Come here. 2302 01:47:01,490 --> 01:47:04,030 Aren't you ashamed to describe a dead woman's figure? 2303 01:47:04,290 --> 01:47:05,250 Dead woman? 2304 01:47:05,660 --> 01:47:06,580 Pooja is dead? 2305 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:10,450 She is my Pooja? So beautiful! 2306 01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:12,950 She died before we could meet. 2307 01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:15,870 -How? -In the process of having children! 2308 01:47:15,990 --> 01:47:17,910 In the process of having children? 2309 01:47:17,990 --> 01:47:19,240 Tell me this is a lie. 2310 01:47:19,490 --> 01:47:21,160 Tell me that Pooja can't die. 2311 01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:26,660 U. P. POLICE ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE 2312 01:47:26,830 --> 01:47:28,160 -Sona bhai. -Yes? 2313 01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:31,240 Sona bhai, I've been trying to tell you… 2314 01:47:31,330 --> 01:47:33,120 -but you don't listen. -What is it? 2315 01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:36,330 The signal from Pooja's number is coming from here. 2316 01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:38,030 Here? 2317 01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:40,120 Right here. 2318 01:47:41,990 --> 01:47:44,580 Why do all my wives turn out from here? 2319 01:47:45,410 --> 01:47:46,910 Radhe… 2320 01:47:47,450 --> 01:47:48,370 Yeah. 2321 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,120 What are you saying? 2322 01:47:54,910 --> 01:47:55,740 Greetings. 2323 01:47:56,410 --> 01:47:59,370 What was Pooja doing here? 2324 01:47:59,450 --> 01:48:01,660 You're asking this as if you don't know. 2325 01:48:01,740 --> 01:48:03,490 Weren't you after my daughter-in-law? 2326 01:48:04,160 --> 01:48:05,530 Pooja is your daughter-in-law? 2327 01:48:07,540 --> 01:48:10,250 People won't even curse him, and you gave Pooja to him. 2328 01:48:10,330 --> 01:48:11,990 -It's him, right? -Listen, you uncouth Uncle! 2329 01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:14,990 Pooja gave her life to get you off her back. 2330 01:48:15,080 --> 01:48:15,990 What? 2331 01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:17,910 Gave her life? 2332 01:48:19,370 --> 01:48:21,870 What will I do with this ring now, 2333 01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:24,780 when the one who was supposed to wear it is dead? 2334 01:48:27,790 --> 01:48:30,250 Sona bhai, Pooja's phone is still active. 2335 01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:31,950 So? 2336 01:48:32,410 --> 01:48:33,450 But Pooja is dead, isn't she? 2337 01:48:33,700 --> 01:48:36,450 Pooja is dead, not her phone. 2338 01:48:36,540 --> 01:48:39,340 By active I mean… it's moving. 2339 01:48:39,410 --> 01:48:40,870 -Walking… -Show me. 2340 01:48:42,540 --> 01:48:43,840 I see! 2341 01:48:47,410 --> 01:48:49,530 Where were you? Pari is getting married today. 2342 01:48:49,790 --> 01:48:52,340 Don't piss me off. There's already a lot of chaos inside. 2343 01:48:52,410 --> 01:48:53,780 I swear she is getting married. 2344 01:48:54,950 --> 01:48:57,280 I am so unlucky. Pari is getting married? 2345 01:48:57,790 --> 01:48:59,380 Yes, she is. And she is doing it today. 2346 01:48:59,450 --> 01:49:01,240 Come with me. What are you waiting for? 2347 01:49:24,870 --> 01:49:25,830 Why are you here? 2348 01:49:29,450 --> 01:49:30,330 You're getting married? 2349 01:49:30,490 --> 01:49:32,370 Yes, I am getting married. 2350 01:49:32,660 --> 01:49:33,870 So, go away. 2351 01:49:34,450 --> 01:49:35,950 How can you do this to me? 2352 01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:37,880 Why? Who are you to me? 2353 01:49:38,240 --> 01:49:39,700 Why should I ask you before getting married? 2354 01:49:41,870 --> 01:49:42,780 Your Karam. 2355 01:49:42,870 --> 01:49:44,660 You were mine. Not anymore. 2356 01:49:45,830 --> 01:49:48,580 Go be with the woman that was with you. 2357 01:49:48,790 --> 01:49:50,090 Have you considered her age, Karam? 2358 01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:50,990 You are a creep! 2359 01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:53,410 That… Jumani. 2360 01:49:53,490 --> 01:49:55,370 Man! It's a mess. Let me explain. 2361 01:49:55,450 --> 01:49:56,490 -I don't want to listen-- -Hear me out… 2362 01:49:56,580 --> 01:49:58,580 I've heard enough, but not anymore. 2363 01:50:01,410 --> 01:50:02,740 I love you. 2364 01:50:02,870 --> 01:50:04,530 Don't. Please. 2365 01:50:05,870 --> 01:50:08,490 Now it's all about my family and my life. 2366 01:50:25,540 --> 01:50:27,710 Congratulations, Mr. Srivastav. 2367 01:50:27,790 --> 01:50:30,630 Your daughter's wedding… that too, on such short notice. 2368 01:50:30,830 --> 01:50:31,870 Did you have dinner? 2369 01:50:31,950 --> 01:50:34,410 -Yes, I did. The food was delicious. -Thank you. 2370 01:50:34,490 --> 01:50:36,660 Keep the envelopes over there. Let me show you. 2371 01:50:40,290 --> 01:50:41,500 Who turned off the lights? 2372 01:50:41,580 --> 01:50:42,740 Why's the power out? 2373 01:51:11,830 --> 01:51:16,950 In your love, my vagabond heart Searches for its destination 2374 01:51:21,990 --> 01:51:24,580 I've crossed every boundary 2375 01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:27,530 To make you mine 2376 01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:34,620 In your love, my vagabond heart Searches for its destination 2377 01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:37,200 I've crossed every boundary 2378 01:51:37,290 --> 01:51:39,290 To make you mine 2379 01:51:39,370 --> 01:51:41,910 Take my life… 2380 01:51:41,990 --> 01:51:44,370 I can take my life 2381 01:51:44,450 --> 01:51:46,780 Hear me loud 2382 01:51:46,870 --> 01:51:52,120 If I find out anyone has touched you 2383 01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:54,370 I will die 2384 01:51:54,450 --> 01:51:56,580 I will die 2385 01:51:56,870 --> 01:52:00,410 What you couldn't imagine 2386 01:52:00,620 --> 01:52:04,450 Believe me, I'll do it 2387 01:52:04,540 --> 01:52:07,920 I will die 2388 01:52:15,910 --> 01:52:17,990 My Pooja is alive. 2389 01:52:27,080 --> 01:52:29,580 I couldn't stop thinking, 2390 01:52:29,660 --> 01:52:32,490 that my daughter-in-law drowned in the water, for the sake of a child. 2391 01:52:32,580 --> 01:52:34,660 But she's prancing like a mermaid here. 2392 01:52:35,990 --> 01:52:40,780 I built a small abode in your heart 2393 01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:45,490 Wouldn't be right If someone else dwells in it 2394 01:52:45,870 --> 01:52:51,160 Our names are written all over my heart 2395 01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:56,330 I adorned it with dreams for you 2396 01:52:57,490 --> 01:53:02,410 I can turn them into ashes, hear me loud 2397 01:53:02,490 --> 01:53:07,620 If you fall in love With anyone else other than me 2398 01:53:07,700 --> 01:53:10,120 I will die 2399 01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:12,370 I will die 2400 01:53:12,450 --> 01:53:15,990 What you couldn't imagine 2401 01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:20,370 Believe me, I'll do it 2402 01:53:20,450 --> 01:53:22,530 I will die 2403 01:53:22,740 --> 01:53:27,740 If I find out anyone has touched you 2404 01:53:27,830 --> 01:53:30,330 I will die 2405 01:53:30,410 --> 01:53:34,240 I will die 2406 01:53:47,990 --> 01:53:50,370 It's easier to convince God 2407 01:53:50,450 --> 01:53:52,780 Than to convince your love 2408 01:53:52,870 --> 01:53:55,240 Day and night your memories are with me 2409 01:53:55,330 --> 01:53:57,580 Every night, you are all I talk about 2410 01:53:57,660 --> 01:54:02,160 Waiting for you on the path you tread on 2411 01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:06,780 If you marry anyone else other than me 2412 01:54:06,870 --> 01:54:09,160 I will die 2413 01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:11,740 I will die 2414 01:54:11,830 --> 01:54:16,660 If I find out anyone has touched you 2415 01:54:16,740 --> 01:54:18,870 I will die 2416 01:54:19,040 --> 01:54:22,210 I will die 2417 01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,370 Such a huge fraud! 2418 01:54:41,620 --> 01:54:43,660 We thought she was Shilpa Shetty, 2419 01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:45,530 but he turned out to be Suniel Shetty. 2420 01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:47,120 Now I remember… 2421 01:54:47,830 --> 01:54:52,620 why your grandpa wrote on the wall "Daughter-in-law… boy. " 2422 01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:56,830 Grandpa died due to this shock. 2423 01:54:56,910 --> 01:54:58,120 Good God! 2424 01:54:59,370 --> 01:55:01,490 Couldn't you find someone else in Agra? 2425 01:55:01,580 --> 01:55:03,700 That someone else is you! 2426 01:55:03,910 --> 01:55:05,030 I was the first one. 2427 01:55:05,910 --> 01:55:09,620 I checked every bottle in my bar. 2428 01:55:10,740 --> 01:55:11,990 But I couldn't check him. 2429 01:55:12,330 --> 01:55:16,490 This is where I put my mom's surgery money. 2430 01:55:16,950 --> 01:55:19,950 He changed the time, situation… 2431 01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:23,210 In fact, he changed the entire gender. 2432 01:55:23,290 --> 01:55:25,540 So there is no Pooja? 2433 01:55:25,790 --> 01:55:27,210 Only Karam exists! 2434 01:55:27,990 --> 01:55:29,660 I am worried for Shahrukh. 2435 01:55:29,740 --> 01:55:31,120 He might slip into depression again. 2436 01:55:31,200 --> 01:55:32,370 I won't be depressed. 2437 01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:34,120 I never was. 2438 01:55:37,120 --> 01:55:38,530 Karam is Pooja. And Pooja is Karam. 2439 01:55:39,620 --> 01:55:41,030 And I was already aware of this. 2440 01:55:41,700 --> 01:55:42,530 You were? 2441 01:55:42,950 --> 01:55:44,280 Why didn't you tell me? 2442 01:55:44,370 --> 01:55:45,330 Why would he? 2443 01:55:45,790 --> 01:55:47,750 He wanted a boy! 2444 01:55:48,120 --> 01:55:49,370 What is all this, Karam? 2445 01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:51,030 Why? 2446 01:56:00,160 --> 01:56:03,870 To show you the things I did to make you mine. 2447 01:56:06,330 --> 01:56:08,910 I am still trying to make money. 2448 01:56:09,450 --> 01:56:10,620 From Karam I became Pooja. 2449 01:56:10,870 --> 01:56:11,740 Now… 2450 01:56:12,830 --> 01:56:13,910 back to Karam. 2451 01:56:14,950 --> 01:56:17,240 And all of you must be thinking why I did it. 2452 01:56:18,910 --> 01:56:20,370 To fulfill his conditions. 2453 01:56:21,370 --> 01:56:22,410 But I couldn't succeed. 2454 01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:26,660 A house, a job, around 30,00,000 rupees in the bank. 2455 01:56:26,740 --> 01:56:28,080 That too, within six months. 2456 01:56:28,870 --> 01:56:32,870 We middle-class people can't spend such a huge amount in six months, 2457 01:56:32,950 --> 01:56:33,990 then how can we earn it? 2458 01:56:36,910 --> 01:56:38,530 I couldn't fulfill your conditions. 2459 01:56:40,790 --> 01:56:42,000 But that's not why I am sad. 2460 01:56:43,700 --> 01:56:45,330 I am sad because, 2461 01:56:45,870 --> 01:56:50,120 I changed my gender for the sake of my love, 2462 01:56:50,490 --> 01:56:53,280 and she didn't think twice before marrying someone else. 2463 01:56:54,370 --> 01:56:57,780 Being a lawyer doesn't mean you doubt your love. 2464 01:56:58,330 --> 01:57:00,030 If it was a one-time thing, 2465 01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:01,280 I would have never doubted you. 2466 01:57:01,700 --> 01:57:02,830 I saw you several times. 2467 01:57:03,490 --> 01:57:05,530 And the other day I saw you hugging Jumani. 2468 01:57:06,790 --> 01:57:07,920 I saw you take the red rose. 2469 01:57:07,990 --> 01:57:09,530 And my suspicion was confirmed. 2470 01:57:09,620 --> 01:57:10,870 That's what I am talking about! 2471 01:57:11,410 --> 01:57:13,370 It's my bad luck. 2472 01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:16,870 I say one thing, people hear another. 2473 01:57:17,830 --> 01:57:18,740 Ms. Pari, 2474 01:57:18,870 --> 01:57:21,950 not everything you see and hear is true. 2475 01:57:23,160 --> 01:57:25,120 This drama I did, 2476 01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:28,370 was only for the sake of my love. 2477 01:57:28,790 --> 01:57:31,880 Who pretends to be a girl for his love? 2478 01:57:32,200 --> 01:57:34,120 You could be whatever you wanted. 2479 01:57:34,330 --> 01:57:35,870 Why become our daughter-in-law? 2480 01:57:35,950 --> 01:57:38,950 I instantly recognized Ranveer Singh in a skirt. 2481 01:57:39,160 --> 01:57:40,450 But I couldn't recognize him. 2482 01:57:40,830 --> 01:57:42,870 Such a big fraud in the name of love. 2483 01:57:43,370 --> 01:57:44,740 I had never seen it until now! 2484 01:57:44,830 --> 01:57:45,780 I see. 2485 01:57:47,040 --> 01:57:48,790 How would you know what love is? 2486 01:57:49,910 --> 01:57:52,160 If you did, you would love your children so much, 2487 01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,830 they would never miss their mother. 2488 01:57:54,160 --> 01:57:57,660 You just wanted a lover under the pretext of giving them a mother. 2489 01:57:58,120 --> 01:58:02,330 And Jumani, treat relationships like EMI. 2490 01:58:03,080 --> 01:58:06,280 Keep paying the EMI on time, otherwise, you'll get a breakup notice. 2491 01:58:08,740 --> 01:58:09,910 And you… Lena Dena Bank. 2492 01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:12,830 You have no sympathy for the poor. 2493 01:58:13,490 --> 01:58:15,330 You'll never waive off the loan of some poor man. 2494 01:58:15,790 --> 01:58:18,290 But a beautiful girl says a few words, 2495 01:58:18,370 --> 01:58:19,990 and you'll pay her loan from your pocket, 2496 01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:22,370 using the money kept for your mom's surgery. 2497 01:58:22,830 --> 01:58:23,780 Shame on you. 2498 01:58:24,410 --> 01:58:25,280 Shaukiya. 2499 01:58:25,540 --> 01:58:29,090 Don't go on with… dearest sister-in-law… Give her some respect. 2500 01:58:29,490 --> 01:58:30,330 Accepted. 2501 01:58:31,330 --> 01:58:32,240 Salim sir. 2502 01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:37,490 We wait for several years for our child to start speaking. 2503 01:58:38,450 --> 01:58:40,870 But we don't listen when they do. 2504 01:58:42,370 --> 01:58:43,200 Bro… 2505 01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:46,080 love is love. 2506 01:58:48,490 --> 01:58:49,330 Love. 2507 01:58:50,490 --> 01:58:51,490 Love. 2508 01:58:53,160 --> 01:58:54,080 Love. 2509 01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:57,370 And my love's father. 2510 01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:01,370 Uncle, everything I ever did, 2511 01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:03,240 I did it for my love. 2512 01:59:04,540 --> 01:59:05,630 For Pari's love. 2513 01:59:06,370 --> 01:59:07,530 For my dad's love. 2514 01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:09,590 For my friend's love. 2515 01:59:10,830 --> 01:59:11,910 But I couldn't succeed. 2516 01:59:13,700 --> 01:59:15,660 So neither you are wrong nor is Pari. 2517 01:59:16,290 --> 01:59:17,420 I could be wrong. 2518 01:59:18,700 --> 01:59:21,580 Karam, I thought you and Jumani were having an affair. 2519 01:59:22,330 --> 01:59:23,280 I thought… 2520 01:59:23,990 --> 01:59:24,950 I thought! 2521 01:59:26,830 --> 01:59:28,990 "I thought you will say sorry. " 2522 01:59:29,080 --> 01:59:30,910 "I thought you will call me. " 2523 01:59:30,990 --> 01:59:32,740 "I thought you will come to meet me. " 2524 01:59:32,830 --> 01:59:34,490 "I thought you are cheating on me. " 2525 01:59:34,580 --> 01:59:36,200 "I thought this… I thought that… " 2526 01:59:36,290 --> 01:59:38,670 This, "I thought" has screwed the world. 2527 01:59:40,160 --> 01:59:41,620 If you ever have doubts about a relationship, 2528 01:59:42,490 --> 01:59:44,950 then clear it face to face. 2529 01:59:45,040 --> 01:59:46,960 It strengthens the bond. 2530 01:59:47,700 --> 01:59:51,030 So Ms. Pari, if you think… 2531 01:59:51,620 --> 01:59:53,780 you'll be happier with this guy, 2532 01:59:54,790 --> 01:59:55,790 then go ahead. 2533 01:59:56,830 --> 01:59:58,620 I won't be the first guy, 2534 01:59:58,700 --> 02:00:00,490 whose girlfriend will marry another person. 2535 02:00:04,870 --> 02:00:05,780 And uncle… 2536 02:00:08,290 --> 02:00:11,500 never look down on lovers like us. 2537 02:00:12,580 --> 02:00:15,740 When the time comes, we can go to great lengths. 2538 02:00:23,740 --> 02:00:24,830 Radhe-Radhe. 2539 02:00:54,330 --> 02:00:55,780 No fun at all. 2540 02:00:57,450 --> 02:00:58,660 That's true! 2541 02:00:59,450 --> 02:01:01,530 You didn't like the snacks either? 2542 02:01:25,160 --> 02:01:27,200 It's the same song. 2543 02:01:27,950 --> 02:01:29,700 But uncle, why didn't they come by road? 2544 02:01:29,790 --> 02:01:31,210 Let's ask them. 2545 02:01:35,450 --> 02:01:36,410 Karam. 2546 02:01:37,290 --> 02:01:38,130 Karam. 2547 02:01:38,330 --> 02:01:39,200 Hey! 2548 02:02:54,290 --> 02:02:55,380 I doubted you. 2549 02:02:56,490 --> 02:02:57,370 I am sorry. 2550 02:03:01,870 --> 02:03:02,740 Listen. 2551 02:03:04,290 --> 02:03:05,750 You become everyone's dream girl, 2552 02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:07,490 won't you become mine?